Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
Trump made this fight be outside so they could hit Illia with the cardio killing idf space ray and chemtrails, that’s why there was smoke in the octagon
Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.
That one will break them completely.
In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money
Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime
@RyGilliam No fish.
We loved fishing. Couldn't get that back in for this update.
Daydream about the fishing spots while you're racing on the new SRL track. Good memories.
DON’T BE AVERAGE
• Go to the gym 12x a day
• eat 2,000 grams of protein by noon
• carry your car to the gym, don’t drive
• sleep in a plank
• never take a rest day, you’re wasting time
• don’t drink water, it has no protein
• eat your meals in a wall sit