Chris Collins

•Licensed Insurance Agent •Married With Hella Kids •Heavy Metal Enthusiast •NFL Football •Chicago Bears •Shit Talker •Would Love To Disagree With Your Politics

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@Coleidoscopes Heresy

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@Coleidoscopes Sounds like a real piece of shit. Definitely has no business hiring.

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@taylorsuffers Fuck dude I'm barely over 30 and it's crazy to say "back in my day" but goddamnit back in my day we drove 1-3 hours for every show. We barely had good tours hit our STATE, let alone our city.

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@CrxssbreakerX Ascendancy. But it's one of my top 5 favorite albums of all time, so this isn't fair because The Poison rules.

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@Josh_Macklin @JFACMETAL You have to download https://t.co/moy97iq7SD and allow it to "scribble" your Spotify. Then, once it's accumulated enough data from you, you can go to https://t.co/8ZsBVoOIQv and make these.

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The new @JFACMETAL album is an absolute masterpiece.

This is my 5x5 for the week. What's everybody been bumpin'?

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@C_Schweetz That mf will trip over his words and literally end up on the ground in front of God and everybody. The blue guys HAVE to have somebody else in mind, right?

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@rachellereacts @Invent_Animate @thrownsthlm @tapestryaus @bandcalledcasey @BlanketOfficial @vexedworldwide @SLNTPLNT @BoundariesCT @GideonAL @Sleep_Token I love seeing all the love for Heavener! It's my AOTY.

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Friday 5×5. Great vibes this week.

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1. Takin' dick
2. Suckin' dick

The only things gayer than hating women.

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Everyone please join me in welcoming @Haschism to Twitter! He enjoys country music, working long hours, being a role model for kids in the community, and has finally worked up the courage to embrace ALL of you with LOVE.

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@TomKiely_ Hard to give it to one band, because 2005ish I discovered a bunch.
A7X, In Flames, As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red, Between The Buried and Me, Unearth, Atreyu, Trivium, Killswitch Engage, Norma Jean, All That Remains, It Dies Today, Still Remains...

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@LefttoSufferUS Encore: Consistent Suffering again.

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These bands are 🔥 on a playlist together. Check it out!

https://t.co/GF5Qt26Nb9

Featuring:
Invent Animate
Currents
Polaris
Northlane
Loathe
Silent Planet
Sleep Token
TDWP
Erra
Thornhill
Periphery
VoM
Oceans Ate Alaska
Periphery
Make Them Suffer

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@MetalcoreMike_3 Messengers. These are all fire, but Messengers slaps way too hard and refuses to be beat and I don't make the rules.

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Who am I gonna see there?

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@MetalBlakedowns It's good, but I've still got it behind Dead Crown, Roots, and Zombie.

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@JVMonte2 Not good at all. Syd Barrett just wasn't good, and didn't write good music.

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Friday 5x5! What's everybody's looking like?

Featuring:

Loathe
SOAD
August Burns Red
Bodysnatcher
Distinguisher
Johnny Booth
BTBAM
Left to Suffer
Suicide Silence
The Acacia Strain
Thy Art Is Murder
The Beegees
Animals as Leaders
Dealer
Knocked Loose
Kublai Khan
Aegeon

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@MetalcoreMike_3 For me, Constellations is ahead of everything by a mile, and that's even considering how much I love Roots.