PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI

I draw. I write. I photograph.

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

@jackharlow new album slaps harder than a drunk step dad

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

I love @tacobell so much that if I found out they were a dude I’d reconsider being straight

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

Again, @RottenTomatoes should stop reviewing movies. @unchartedmovie was a pretty great adaptation to a game series I fell in love with.

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

@FIRL07 @sadcrib Ain’t no curse lol she just fucking retarded

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

This bitch really made me turn off the game to watch jeepers creepers so she could sit on her phone the whole time. This is why we cheat.

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

My girl left me because I didn’t make enough money and a week later I landed a job making double what I did before lol

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

I don’t know how to be myself 😅

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

I’m not empathetic because I have my own shit to deal with. My bad dawg 🤷🏻‍♂️

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

I hope one day the gaming gods get some sense about them and remake the F.E.A.R. games 🙏🏼🤞🏼🙏🏼

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

10/10 shrinks agree @RottenTomatoes is a leading cause of developing trust issues in adults

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

This is terrifying.

[CharlotteEmmaUK 💫 @CharlotteEmmaUK]

No.

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

It’s insane that we’ve allowed Hot Pockets to classify themselves as “sandwiches” for this long

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

@VICE “Hxiwbclaieutbc72!bcieiensk”
- Bruce Willis

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

Yoooooo 😂

[🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰 @ManishLife_Ty]

Yoooo; I can’t lie, this was bold af! Lmfao some stuff you just don’t play with… 😅 #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

God damn it. 5 minutes into Scoob! and I’m already crying.

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

Food Fighters - There Goes My Gyro

[PΛЯΛƧIƬΣ PΛPI @SirCophagus]

@theygotkary 😂😂😂

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dozens Of Aborted Fetuses Flee Through Back Window After D.C. Police Bust Down Door https://t.co/HbNPaCKDyB