Prof Benedict Blancmange

Professor of Blancmange Studies.Specialising in advanced wobble dynamics & post-structural pudding Author of “Custards & Adjacent Desserts.”

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@CFCMods PS it’s insane

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@CFCMods How many teams don’t have white players? I bet there’s more than one 👍

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@SteveTa65152757 @Glinner @sinton_alison She’s a look isn’t she? Love her pieces on square sausage too by the looks of it

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@StevenJonMiller Is she Trans? She looks fucking weird like her face is made of wax or something

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@RussellFindlay1 @Jimmieintherain I am sure Dorothy was just calling him to let him know Pot Noodles were on special offer in Tescos. Absolutely nothing dodgy going on at all

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@WingsScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 has the lowest goals scored by all the teams in 3rd place. Sums up our negative tactics. You can’t take away that Clarke got to 3 out of 4 tournaments and the Denmark game is arguably the best I have ever felt after a game. However, his negativity has cost us at tournaments.

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@nats_tired Guaranteed nobody will take responsibility if/ when this happens

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@SirNotTomFarmer @JohnnyDundee 54% don’t believe in the thieving and lying SNP. The rest would accept anything they say as long as it’s Scottishy 👍

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@JohnSwinney @ScotlandNT You could learn from him. At least when things haven’t went well he has some class and resigns. You’ll be rubbing yourself with Nutella and getting the big banana out you weirdo to celebrate all the scandals and sleeze from your party of predators

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@LCorbett60 @80_mcswan They probably think I went through the proper channels, pay more tax than 95%, employ many Australians who also pay tax so I contribute to the country.
You people are too stupid to understand
Legal immigration- good
Illegal immigration - bad
Colour of person doesn’t matter👍

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@FraserCallz @NossralKinreh @RedHighlander83 @chris_sutton73 I never said we should be beating them 4-0 I asked why it was “never going to happen”. Learn to read things properly before you comment👍

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@DarrenPlymouth No - under no circumstances

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@Seba_DLP @NOT_MOTD FFS Norway has 2 good players. They are not at these other countries level as was shown when they were hammered by France

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@JohnDuncanS30 Get fucked you bigoted clown

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@owenjonesjourno “Forecasting that far out always needs significant caveats.

What I would say is - imagining the weather in London in, say, 10 years is genuinely frightening.”

You don’t trust 10 days with today’s technology but you think 10 years from now is “frightening” as that must be true😂

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@NossralKinreh @RedHighlander83 @chris_sutton73 Players who have won the UCL, Scudetto, English Premiership, Europa League, Scottish Premiership, Croatian League somehow all crumble under the pressure of playing fucking Haiti according to this imbecile 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@NossralKinreh @RedHighlander83 @chris_sutton73 You’re a fucking retard 😂
If we win 4-0 there is “no pressure” but if we won 4-0 at the WC we would have “pressure”. This works for both teams you fucking simpleton😂
How did PSG & Barcelona manage to score 7 versus Celtic with all the pressure in the UCL? 😂😂😂😂
Fucking idiot

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@ScotRail Just drive your trains FFS you clown

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@PaulGrainger1 @mrdanwalker 😂😂😂

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@mrdanwalker Gotta be Italy