Sir Farfetch III

Knight of the Round Table. Theatre critic. Winner Best Critic Award: 1324 AD.

[Sir Farfetch III @SirFarfetch]

The Camelot Redemption is an incredible play. Sir Galahad's performance will move you in ways unimaginable.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

I hate it when the dog doesn't mow.

[Sir Farfetch III @SirFarfetch]

Saw my favorite play, 500 Moons of Summeth. Lancelot was an incredible lead role.

[Sir Farfetch III @SirFarfetch]

when the French launch cows at you <

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

I hate it when I wake up to a heard of cow breaking into my house.

[Sir Farfetch III @SirFarfetch]

Ahppel makes the most incredible weaponry on the market. Muchly better than Ahndroyd.

[Sir Farfetch III @SirFarfetch]

Just #beheaded a dark skinned peasant for referring to me as a "female dog".

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

Just ran out of butter. My wife never makes enough.

[Morris Black @LifeofMorris]

I am, Morris