Mr. Funktastic

I tweet stupid stuff sometimes.
Bluesky: mrfunktastic

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Less than a day after this, Israeli terrorist settlers (protected by Israeli soldiers) almost killed an American journalist

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

All of his tweets read like those parody Colton Burpo tweets from 2014 about how in heaven, Jesus has a fire sword and when you take a piece out of a pizza it grows back so there’s infinite pizza, and dad owes me $5 and Jesus confirmed it.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I don’t know why more people aren’t mad that he openly thinks they’re this stupid

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Damn maybe we are pussy

[Geoff Thew @G0ffThew]

Hundreds of thousands of hours of elite engineers’ time wasted developing a
vehicle system with zero practical applications beyond bumping up share prices and making people on the internet go “wow neat.”

[H | HAYLEY WILLIAMS LOVES ME 🎃 @decodethemonstr]

this country is never coming back from the racism, the homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, or the pedophilia running rampant through the government

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Actually most of his opposition came from conservative Christians who believed lighting up the night would cause people to sin more.

[Tom Joseph @TomJChicago]

Trump is days away from publicly saying how badly he wants to get railed.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

But he didn’t cure cancer. He cut cancer research. And he cut healthcare for millions of people.

[Wanderjegson @wanderjegson]

Oyecomova's special technique

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

Capitalists describing their own system example #45340548

[brett lauderdale @Lauderdale11]

I have 4 kids in public school and the nurse has to call me for permission to give them tylenol

Theres a 0.0% chance of the principal performing a sex change on my child during study hall

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

This is not the kind of thing that’s said in any healthy democracy.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

she’s becoming a noble gas

[Dingus Khan @dinguskhan123]

Making him work from.tbe hospital? He really is the american pope

[OJ Smoke @OJ_Smoke_]

This is what Tesla’s value (and Elon Musk’s net worth) is based on:

Expensive gimmicks that provide zero value in the real world. This car has a 10K PSI nitrogen tank attached to it.

It’s basically a flying bomb. It can never be sold, and it has zero practical use.

Elon was always a fraud. But the stupid shareholders will be impressed by this worthless stunt, and they’ll buy even more shares of Tesla, making Elon even richer.

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

There are actual people on here who think Elon is about to sell a flying car. You share a planet with these apes.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They’ve spent a month calling Talarico gay