Wilhelm Van Guzzel

Ex-Husband, Father, Doctor, Poet, Athlete, Singer/Songwriter, and Athlete.

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@FoxNews Fetch is always the best form of self defense!

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@BFW Freedom of speech being blocked again! #1stamendment

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@BFW During the Taylor injury? This is very disrespectful Brandon. Low Class!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Speaking of rapists Don… wasn’t your daddy a frequent visitor of Little St James?

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@FoxNews Shoutout to Karoline for letting Donald T hit it! Solid genetics!

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@DigitalGal_X Inside Breaking news: Baldwin smelled of alcohol and had a loaded revolver in his back pocket. Details to follow.

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@nypost Alec back at it again! He thought the tree was an innocent camerawoman

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@sportsmockery @davebfr Is it stepping down? That’s the only thing that’ll help at this point!

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@ChicagoBears @ChicagoBears can you please fire Dennis Allen?

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@ChicagoBears Who cares?

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@davebfr This is not a Caleb problem, it is a Bears problem. Poles has created a subpar roster and we are seeing that with the play on the field.

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@BleacherReport @CFBONFOX Insider Report: Arch was seen last night at a bar in Columbus drinking and “grinding” on women. A teammate saw him throwing up in the toilet minutes before kickoff.

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@FoxNews A woman beater and a loud mouth racing… who cares!

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@FoxNews I don’t believe that women should be allowed to join the armed forces. Not because they are incapable but because I want to protect our beautiful, American women!

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@Kurrco Jaden - this is my formal invitation to a fight. I would like to body slam you.

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@WorldExotic21 @nypost I’d let her diddy me! #MAGA

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@PopBase Would, would

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@BleacherReport Dear Sabrina, I am newly single (divorce papers just got finalized). Would you like to go to Hooters with me? -Wilhelm

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Me 12 millers deep at the pregame when the huzz show up

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Good morning to everyone who doesn't believe Mitch McConnell is cognitively fit to be a sitting member of the U.S. Senate

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@CloudxRaven Pay her and leave the motel