Sir Humphrey Appleby

Female incarnation of the fictitious Cabinet Secretary

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo Nice to see you online. Give me a ring when you have time. I am in Belfast this week.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo no just hurry up

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@lord_credo @bretttechlawyer You're a fecking menace, mate.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo seriously leave me some, or I'll give you an empty Treacle Tart box for an arsehole.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo leave some for me please handsome!!

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo @DonnachaMaguire You live with a lesbian and all your best mates are gay. Down boy.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo Yep. It's here in my office.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo @StarShaped_Girl For once his vanity isn't misplaced. Also you forgot your laptop you idiot.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo Fuck that bring whiskey.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo Perv. You better behave, you bastard. Bring some wine with you before you come home. We're all out.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo I'm Irish and I have great legs. Why don't you drool over me?!

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo Cunt.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo Thanks for leaving me a bacon sarnie, sweetie. xxx

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Feinics11 @swissminx @lord_credo @pme200 He looks so peaceful when he nods off. I need a 9-volt battery and nipple clamps.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo @swissminx @pme200 @feinics11 Ok, make nice. Put down the phone, dearest.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo @swissminx @pme200 @feinics11 You're so going to regret this in the morning. I hope there is turbulence.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@SwissMinx @lord_credo @pme200 @feinics11 He's rather rank.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo I am not sitting next to you. You fart.

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@JessicaWabbity DM darlin'

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @SirHumpy]

@Lord_Credo You're such a fucking lush, darlin'. See you soon. x