Siri L. Jackson

[Siri L. Jackson @SiriLJackson]

@Siri I have had it with these motherf*ckin’ snakes on this motherf*ckin’ plane!

[Siri L. Jackson @SiriLJackson]

@siri, you know me. It's my duty to please that booty!

[Siri L. Jackson @SiriLJackson]

@siri, from now on call me "Bad Ass Motherfucker"

[Siri L. Jackson @SiriLJackson]

@siri, say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

[Siri L. Jackson @SiriLJackson]

@siri, you like moughfuggen gazpacho?

[Siri L. Jackson @SiriLJackson]

@siri, does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?