Jason Kaplan

Childless Cat and Dog Man

[Stern Show @sternshow]

Get well soon @BillyStrings, and next time listen to Howard!

[Stern Show @sternshow]

Richard Christy is answering phones today – call into the #SternShow now: 1-833–STERN-SHOW

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

Today I fulfilled a long-time radio goal of meeting the great @DonLagreca . No pics for proof because I'm a pro. You'll just have to trust me on this.

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

HEY NOW!!!! #howard100 #siriusxm

[Stern Show @sternshow]

Howard Stern is live on #Howard100 with @larsulrich sharing a special announcement for @Metallica fans - Tune in NOW!

🔗 https://t.co/r2RqeXi3bX

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

Make no mistake, the violence and chaos caused by Trump-supporting American citizens in Springfield, Ohio is Donald Trump's vision for all of America: rule by fear, lies, intimidation and cruelty. Don't kid yourself that this won't happen in your town next.

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

@BackAftaThis He should release the full, unedited audio of that show if he's so proud. Still waiting...

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

Trump's a perpetual victim terrified by visions of people eating dogs, Elon wants to put a baby in Taylor Swift, and JD Vance wants to monitor your ovaries 24-7. Weird isn't a strong enough word. #FuckingPsychos

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

"I just start kissing [attractive women]... Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything." - Donald Trump explaining how he forces himself on women.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump brings up another woman who has accused him of sexual assault, describes the incident in detail, and says "she would not have been the chosen one."

(Watch the expressions on his lawyers' faces)

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

@chriswild i assume the worm is transferable...

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

You can almost hear the worm slowly eating it's way through his old, demented brain... 🪱🪱🪱

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: What specific legislation will you commit to to make child care affordable?

Trump: Well, I would do that and we're sitting down, you know, I was, somebody, we had Marco Rubio and my daughter, Ivanka… But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about that because the child care is, child care couldn't, you know, there's something you have to have it in this country, you have to have it... I want to stay with child care… So we'll take care of it. Thank you

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

@BackAftaThis @BBQCentralShow The NFL season is coming rapidly to a close!

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

@nosenkoscott Be never disappoints

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

@NJMusicFun2 @goosetheband @PNCArtsCenter oh man i missed this! Great times!!!

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

This is great..except they didn't use J.D. Vance calling Trump a "moral disaster," "cultural heroin" and "American Hitler"

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

“Hey Donald, all your friends, all the people that have worked with you, they all think you’re nuts”

This new ad by @PsychoPAC24 is absolutely brutal 🔥🔥🔥
@gtconway3d

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

@JimmyTraina @sal_licata Great shirt!

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

@CannaExperience Ha!

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

I'm surprised it took the MAGA crowd this long to make a Trump sex toy. Finally, you too can be blown by your hero.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

They're not beating the weirdness allegations (believe it or not, this is a real ad running on Newsmax)

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

It's funny cause it's true

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

It’s BACK TO SCHOOL time in America. And if we don’t trust Trump with our kids, we can’t trust him with our country.

🎬WATCH my new ad

[Jason Kaplan @Siriusjay]

Going for two years in a row

[Michael Fabiano @Michael_Fabiano]

As the commissioner of the Emotional Friends (@sternshow) fantasy football league, here’s the draft order (picked randomly) for 2024. Good luck boys!