daniel

Yes, hello? is this the number for my local dollar general?

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@aseriousmang "People would leave the cinema and say, ‘Wait, that cock had a face?’ But they won’t feel the lack.”

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@aseriousmang this is what i came back for.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

Saw the Kissinger news on my phone and immediately logged back on here. I'm not missing this for anything.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

They make you do all this sexual stuff now to win a tournament. What happened to just playing golf?

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

having a blood boy is such a flex.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

Bryan Johnson 45-year-old founder of Braintree Payment Solutions which also owned Venmo sold his companies to PayPal in 2013 for $800 Million. Johnson just revealed that he spends $2 million per year to retain youth and he uses his teenage son as what he calls his ‘blood boy.’

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

Trump hired some 16-year-old shitposter to be his campaign manager and goddammit it's a brilliant move.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

This is the full video of DeSantis with Hitler and the devil posted on Trump’s Instagram https://t.co/fj7CEhvaJq

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

Birds wake up at the crack of dawn just to talk some shit.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@aseriousmang Job: retired. Dream job: Retired. I’m gonna win you a prize!

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

We kept talking late into the night...but it got too dark, so we lit some tiki torches and had ourselves a ball.
https://t.co/ZF3pyjyf65

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@Variety Lena Dunham's back at it again.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

I can't word no more. They sucked all the words out of me. Like a word...umm....like a...word...a Word Sucker.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@jardsmard Jared, if this is in your house, then I don't know you AT ALL.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

never made sense to me why we were celebrating the roof being on fire. frankly, its appalling.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@aseriousmang Ultimate Ad-free lets you suffocate Christopher Moltisanti after the car accident.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@DontCallMePat I hate this so much.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

just walked in and saw my dishwasher shoot a big load of fluid into my garbage disposal and I honestly wish I hadn't.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@Cassidy2099 @ao_meng Just went through the tracklist...would the Wanderlust Pharrell remix also be deleted?

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@Cassidy2099 @ao_meng ok now you're taking it too far.

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

@senatordoop What part of "limited time" don't you understand? Quit yappin' and start applyin'!

[daniel @sirjacksonIV]

doing pantless zoom meetings with an ultrawide webcam.

This is how I celebrate St. Patrick's Day.