Bama Roundtable

I am a father and husband. My girls are my world. Bama fan until the day I die. Christ first. #rolltide #UAathletics

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@benshapiro Gaslighting at its finest. Your president stood up at a campaign event with various “groceries” in tow, pledging that he’d lower prices instead of getting us in another endless war in the Middle East.
Shapiro, how does that orange cock taste? Shalom, bitch.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@SavannahMaeUSA I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $100, Alex

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@elonmusk I trolled your sons pussy last night.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@LauraLoomer Why do your lips look like two sideways nigiri sushis? Tell us more about being phony, Loomer.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@PlayerProMorgan I appreciate what you do. Roll Tide.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@KalenDeBoer
I appreciate everything you’ve done for Alabama football. Don’t listen to the haters. Roll Tide.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@elonmusk You’re still a bitch. Figure that one out.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@elonmusk You’ve been taking Tylenol apparently

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@elonmusk Why you lie? Your boy is in the Epstein files. Grow some balls, dipshit

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@itsJohnRocker You had one hell of a fastball. Sure sucks knowing that you being an insufferable, racist dipshit cost you everything

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@RealJamesWoods James Woods, shut the hell up. Your wrinkly, dried up ass won’t do anything.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@LauraLoomer This is the response to Kevin Roberts…

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@LauraLoomer We need to come together in solidarity and blame the Mormons

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@LauraLoomer Why do you look like you could be a replacement for a Hoover vacuum cleaner with them giant fake lips? Lord only knows

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@tedcruz When you make a move 5 miles right or left, your opposition will counter 20 miles in the opposite direction. This is your doing.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@charliekirk11 It could be argued that Juneteenth is the only situation centered around race you’re currently bitching about that isn’t a negative pointed finger at white folks. Instead, it celebrates black freedom, while simultaneously applauding white accountability.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@LauraLoomer Imma start calling these blowhard Trump women, Ofdonald.

blessed be the fruit, Ofdonald

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@elonmusk America doesn’t survive without compassion.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@elonmusk You’ve never made sense to me. your political ally has mocked EVs for years. You then align with them politically, while shunning the ones who’ve statistically been buying your product. Some might say you’re white knighting it, but I just think you don’t care.

[Bama Roundtable @SirJayBeard]

@RealJamesWoods It’s not that simple. I know we like to blame the other side, but this is what happens when there’s an absence of institutional control spanning many administrations. When you’re vilifying immigrants who’ve been here since children, 20 plus years, what do you expect?