Sir Jeffrey

A New Medieval Hospital Dramedy.

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[Sir Jeffrey @SirJeffreyMD]

Light, as in weak ale? RT @RYANaBRK: @SirJeffreyMD got a Q-spot for ya. What is better for your health; Dark or light ale?

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Also good for insanity. Results may parry.

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Learn from the snake - eat fennel seeds to improve your vision!

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OBVIOUSLY we cultivate a large crop of Angelica Archangelica. What do you think we are, Empirics? Do you see any charms around our necks?!

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Being a responsible physician in a monastery means turning the shoes upside down for sleeping, forgetful monks in the wee hours.

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@TRathbone powdered gemstones will alleviate that discomfort!

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"Empiric" is merely a fanciful term for a heathen relying upon magic and the dark arts to supplement their lack of proper education. Beware!

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Lancing buboes.

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Dragoon, often used to protect against snakebites, also has a more practical purpose: protecting against dragons.

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Hertzensfreud is just a silly name for Lemon Balm. Please stop saying this word to individuals after they've had a sneeze.

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Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm flogging you.

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How many times must I tell the villagers that ale is the only safe, suitable beverage? They insist upon drinking from the river!

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Amelia the Countess of Derwentwater and Sir John Fenwick of Wallington were spotted at the church! What celebrities this town plays host to!

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Ginger is a primary ingredient in the love potions of witches. And we wonder why we fall for those with crimson locks!

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If grapes are effective for stomach ailments, then it stands to reason that wine has the same effect, if not greater! To the winery!

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Yet another woman with child comes to me with back pains. When will they believe in the healing effects of quality ale?!

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Perhaps we shall take advantage of the large flames and roast some meats.

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Spring cleaning day at the monastery! I will be laying the kindling for the feces bonfire.

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Donate $10 to tsunami victims: Text REDCROSS to 90999. #japan

[Sir Jeffrey @SirJeffreyMD]

Enjoying the morning with the Naturalis historia and a hot cup of Mugwort tea.