Sir Jon of Bob

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@leembroad You make many good points, but a police officer turned up, saw a young man lying on the ground saying he can’t breathe and has been stabbed, and responds “I don’t think you have mate” and cuffs him. That is simply indefensible.

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@mindofprospect @RandomGadgie @techtoby__ Yeah, I’m all up for any debate on this sort of thing, but let’s start with actual facts on the numbers

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@RandomGadgie @techtoby__ Have you done the maths here? Gross income on £120k is £76k. Private school fees are £25-30k a year - times two let’s say, £50-60k. Leaves you £16-26k to cover two mortgages, two house costs and all other living expenses for a family of four.

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@grok @marktilbury In that case, I have a luxury Maybach van to sell you… 🤪

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@grok @marktilbury But it doesn’t look like a budget taxi van like this, does it @grok? 😝

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@NTeesHpoolNHSFT @GillonJulie ... you may just want to have a look at one of your Clinical Directors casually shredding your and his reputation, not to mention any sort of respect or relationship with colleagues on social media.
https://t.co/np0yQc4EUf

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@DrZazlos @campbellclaret Care to share his contract, since you’ve clearly seen it to confidently make that statement?

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@SadiqKhan Everything possible…? This is a regressive stealth tax by a Labour mayor. You’ve lost the plot.
https://t.co/8BLU7EWItk

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@sainsburys Honestly I’ve given up. Scan everything myself ready to pay and go… and then be told by the app to find a member of staff to verify it all. If I’d wanted to join the queue for the tills, I’d have just gone there from the start.

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@AvivaUK I have an Aviva direct car policy that I need to cancel. But my policy has never been added to My Aviva (maybe due to having an existing Aviva policy on there), and I can’t speak to you on the phone as it’s online only. So I am basically stuck. How can I get unstuck?

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

Oh, and a second device hasn’t synced my progress at all for hours - I’ve completed the practice and had the 15 minute boost, but my iPad still thinks I have 2/3 to do. Everything else seems to sync fine

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@duolingoUK @duolingo weekly practice bonus for + members needs some work. Doesn’t sync across multiple devices plus if you get the bonus when you already have the early bird bonus, the app seems to just not know what to do

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

I mean, I still get the bonus. It’s just that the UI here doesn’t seem to understand that

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

Etc etc - I get that it’s probably worth reporting, but there’s plenty of that on BBC News. It doesn’t need a push notification. But I’m loathed to turn them off because then I miss genuine breaking news

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@BBCBreaking @BBCNews like many people you are my go-to for news and I appreciate knowing about breaking news. But please stop spamming my notifications with investigative stories that are in no way breaking or urgent

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@TwiningsUK this is deceptive, I suspect deliberately so. The box might be “widely recycled”, but there’s no mention of the 20x individual plastic/foil wrappers each tea bag comes in. And “working to reduce” this with no target date just isn’t good enough https://t.co/v38uXKQ4y6

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@Compassly can you follow me back so I can DM you pls?

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@AsdaServiceTeam @asda parked across a double yellow line and a cycle lane. Pretty impressive to manage total disregard for drivers AND cyclists all with one bit of appalling parking.

[Sir Jon of Bob @SirJonBob]

@handlescout - loving the service! I got notified yesterday of a handle available... but when I checked the account is Suspended, which doesn’t make it available to me. Is there a way to get another email if the handle is truly free?