Meg Swears

Silly, sarcastic and foul-mouthed wife of a wounded warrior. This is where I leak out all those thoughts I censor from Facebook.

[Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser]

There are always more heroes rushing into nightmares than there are fuckheads trying to cause them.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@samsstories Saw this article about boys and princesses and thought of you: http://t.co/T6TYO5HHWC

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@mylifepartdos Until we can discuss and disagree about important issues without labeling each other, the country will continue to fall apart

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@BohoTransplant :) They usually outgrow the second nap just like that--one day they just don't do it anymore. 11 months was a good run.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@mylifepartdos And it's not so much that they say, "you're a sheep" as they make sweeping judgements that include me.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@mylifepartdos What is funny is that I get blasted and labelled before I am heard. People assume they know what I think before I speak. Ack.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@mylifepartdos :) Thanks. I have lots of angry people on my fb newsfeed who like to call me a sheep. So I vent here. lol

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@BohoTransplant Definitely time to cut back to one nap a day. I'd start it later, after lunch. Fill morning with physical activity.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@mylifepartdos Just because I don't agree with everything some people believe about gun rights doesn't mean I am unaware of threats. Baaaa.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@mylifepartdos i get angry at people (including my husband) who harm an important issue by isolating everyone through namecalling.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@BohoTransplant how old is he? sorry i keep forgetting, barely remember my own kids' ages.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@BohoTransplant Still trying for 2 naps a day?

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

Dear 2-A activists: Quit calling me a fucking sheep and pretending you're a goddamn sheepdog. Efuckingnough already. You harm your cause.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@samsstories I wanted James as a girl name--I'm the crazy lady. Family name is probably the easiest way to get people to go the fuck away.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

I'd be lying if I claimed to eat salad for any reason other than ranch. #HealthConscious #Classy

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@EllaCharming ohmahgoodness.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@spants I love it! And I'm a slacker for not getting back to you with any camera info. You did fantastic!

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

I hope Harry doesn't go all Uncle Scar on the new baby. Hyena dance numbers are so gauche.

[Meg Swears @SissyB]

@ABW26 we are thinking of the same thing. GWL will probably win!

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@BohoTransplant vaseline is best treatment unless bright red and peeling, then it is yeast and needs monistat.