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[jordan @SiuperMan]

@RideSchwinn hey Schwinn, been trying for a month get get customer service on the phone for cancellation confirmation. No luck. Order ended up shipping. Need to speak with someone.

[jordan @SiuperMan]

AB just went from irrelevant to SB contender... Not saying he got released intentionally... But I think he got released intentionally.

[jordan @SiuperMan]

Get your flu shots.

[jordan @SiuperMan]

@Tkotch11 @therealCVD4 Don't worry, I gotchu.

[jordan @SiuperMan]

@C_BB7 Desperate times call for desperate measures

[jordan @SiuperMan]

@TheePodcast can confirm, Tim does have good bits. #DonutsEh

[jordan @SiuperMan]

@J_Heitz but what if the game is on?

[jordan @SiuperMan]

@J_Heitz I had an older woman in Cardio tell me her heart is healthy enough for anything and she does Pilates to stay limber and chase men😬

[jordan @SiuperMan]

@Youn3235 @J_Heitz but just in case you were curious...

[jordan @SiuperMan]

@J_Heitz you should probably fire your financial advisor.

[jordan @SiuperMan]

Babies get born exclusively at 2 am

[jordan @SiuperMan]

Bruce Buffer been hanging out with Steve Harvey.

[jordan @SiuperMan]

It's weird when couples on the same side of a table instead of facing each other.

[jordan @SiuperMan]

Don't worry Cubs fans, no one else has seen them win a World Series either.

[jordan @SiuperMan]

Just witnessed someone dump salt into their hand and lick it up. #America

[jordan @SiuperMan]

Old dudes live for showers at the gym.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When you realize you're not a goat

https://t.co/tozf26H7I5

[jordan @SiuperMan]

I've never met anyone so concerned about toilet paper as my dad.

[jordan @SiuperMan]

@G_ROG Lowly 2.0

[jordan @SiuperMan]

When you go to lunch alone and the waitress assumes you're waiting for someone... Thanks.