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Give me I will give back more!

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle.

I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well.

The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing.

They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets.

Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament.

His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it.

He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps.

Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront?

Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission.

The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique.

They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes.

I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working.

Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold.

You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion.

There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business.

The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew.

Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside.

They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure.

Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon.

And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did.

He says everyone comes back to the table.

We're the only planet with the belt.

[🇿🇦EFF Ground Force🇿🇦 @EFFDefence2026]

The Mcebo Dlamini we all know!!!

[Dolly @Dolly25888094]

After my late dad .I adopted this man here as my father in my heart @Julius_S_Malema ,ke Morata ke SA khutse.

[Wise Mentor | Leadership @thewisementor]

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[Gina @ginnydmm]

Can someone show me my land?

Or my forefathers’ because I can’t find it….

Everything we have , we toiled for, paid for and still do.

And WE EMPLOY MANY SOUTH AFRICANS helping their supporting their families.

Malema is an evil little man.
Little.
Very very little

[Collen Sibusiso Gwebu @CollenGwebu]

CIC @Julius_S_Malema I see you and Comrade Peter Mokaba. Who is the other Comrade in the middle with a red cap?

[BET-WAY BOOMS @TheChildProTips]

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[Danny Mamabolo🔥✊🏻 @DannyMalesela1]

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[Danny Mamabolo🔥✊🏻 @DannyMalesela1]

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ANC trying to get back in Power🤣

[Newzroom Afrika @Newzroom405]

".... The reality Mr President is that you are being bullied. If you were not being bullied you would have supported the amendment of Section 25 of our constitution that was to see the justified expropriation of land without compensation, not the watered-down #ExpropriationAct that uses the language of revolution but yet far away from true Justice - EFF MP Naledi Chirwa

#Newzroom405 #SONA2025

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran rejects negotiations with US President Trump.

"Negotiations with America do not solve any of our problems."

[Simulation F=G mM/r**2 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @mayiselk]

South Africa is not weak, and we have to stop behaving like we are weak.

A must listen for all South Africans.

[ThabzAfrika wa EFF @WorldofThabiso]

Listen to this man and what he said about BLACK PEOPLE and the TRUTH

When I say with are incapable of speaking the TRUTH, the shout racist. The Nation is in distress because of WHITE LIES

Julius Malema is the most truthful politician ever

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇿🇦 The media will NEVER show you this!

The media is LYING about Julius Malema!

[Sentletse 🇿🇦🇷🇺🇵🇸🇱🇧 @Sentletse]

General Rudzani Maphwanya makes it clear that SAMIDRC troops are not in the DRC for peacekeeping. They were sent “to neutralise negative forces”.

Peacekeepers are under MONUSCO.

Ramaphosa and his fellow clowns must stop lying to the public.

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[Thebe. @ThebeMot]

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