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Ask me Out with a PÏzZA in one hand & DÖNuT in Other ❤

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

The most sought after Property destination on Twitter :
Mind of Haters

[Kachra Peti @kachra_peti]

Agar gandhi Ji ke Bday pe "DRY DAY" hai to.

Vijay Malya ke Birthday pe har theke pe ek Ration Card pe 4 khambe free milne chahiye.

[Umang @lve_guru]

Q- लड़की की चाय को चाय को क्या कहेंगे?
A- सीटी।

[Umang @lve_guru]

Q- पापा अगर उड़ने लगे तो क्या कहेंगे?
A- paudhe.

[Desi बन्दा @KommonIndianMan]

आग को खेल पतंगों ने समझ रखा है..
सब को अंजाम का डर हो, यह ज़रूरी तो नहीं

[Punit @romeo_roll]

Girls Bio follow me on - *FB , snapchat , insta , Kik , Tinder , Twitter*

The moment u msg them they uninstall all the apps !!

[Desi बन्दा @KommonIndianMan]

You don't like the word Breasts...???
OK, we are having Chicken Boobs for dinner.

[Punit @romeo_roll]

Boy - I am IIM and Harvard pass out
Me - Explain the ending of movie Interstellar
Boy - Maaf kardo bhai 😩😩

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

@Nalayaknayak 😒😒 @Nine__11

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

@SarcastiCharm bhakk😒😒😒😒😒

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

@Immortalizeboy 😂😂😂😂

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

@SarcastiCharm Jo ache they sare pe out of stock ka tag lag gaya😭

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

Faded jeans
*Out of Stock*

Ankle length trousers
*Out of Stock*

T-shirts
*Out of Stock*

My Tweets
*Out of Stock*

[Kachra Peti @kachra_peti]

Give RT to the worst Tweets, it will make your Tweets look better :)

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

Me: तू रात को आरही है क्या?
Friend: कहा?
Me: खेलने!
Friend: क्या?
Me:

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

@oh_yes_abhii Got nowhere near intellectual mind as uas so i do😊

[T y P ö @SiyaPaa_]

@oh_yes_abhii Teri kyu jal ri hai😒

[Miku @MikuxChauhan]

Me: Party.
Dad: Kis baat ke party!
Me: Party.
Dad: Hazamzade kis baat ke party!
Me: Paa Tea leleo ye bol raha hu.