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[❎e k ℹ️ @XekiHlongwane]

He even laughed @ himself 🤭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Portugal Sempre

[Rotimi Adeosun (RMA). @adeosunm]

JUST IN: "NIGERIA 🇳🇬 GEO-POLITICAL ZONE BILL 2026

[1] As of October 1 2026, Nigeria’s six geo-political zones will become official and constitutional organs of government. This means that there will be four tiers of administration in Nigeria - Federal, Zonal, State and Local governments

[2] Nigeria will have six geo-political zones, with each being made up of seven states. Our constitution will prohibit the creation of any more states after these 42

[3] As part of this restructure, we will abolish the federal allocation regime and replace it with resource control under which states will remain the federating units. Revenue distribution will be as follows - States: 50%; Federation account: 20%; Geo-political zones: 15%; National trust fund: 15%. We shall gradually migrate towards this to achieve our targeted goal by 2040

[4] Geopolitical zones will be responsible for maintaining regional police forces to augment the activities of the Nigerian Police Force

[5] Each geopolitical zone will be constitutionally obliged to generate, distribute and transmit electricity within its domain

[6] Every year, the chairman of the geopolitical zone will rotate among the six governors within it. A chief executive will be appointed to manage what will be a civil service structure

[7] Ultimate authority for the governing of each geo-political zone rests with the committee of governors. There will also be committees of commissioners to deal with matters such as education, health, housing, transport, security, etc

[8] Each geopolitical zone authority will be responsible for secondary specialist healthcare. They will build specialist hospitals in areas such as oncology, HIV/Aids, renal failure, dementia, reproductive health, dermatology, etc

[9] These will be the 42 states that make up the six geopolitical zones:

South-South
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] West Izon State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Odo Oya State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusua

[10] If any state is unable to meet its running costs, its geopolitical zone is constitutionally obliged to step in and bail it out. If not, the federal government will declare a state of emergency in that state"

This is Renewed Hope. May Nigeria 🇳🇬 rise again and be a nation of blessing and prosperity to ALL!🙏

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Our newest addition has arrived. 👋

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea have agreed personal terms with Pep Chavarría as new left back, green light from the player.

Chavarría wants Chelsea and wants to play for Xabi Alonso.

Club to club talks underway with Rayo Vallecano and deal close. ⏳

🎥 https://t.co/cBTE2ezrq3

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇮🇹 Chelsea are prepared to offer more than €50m for Marco Palestra, while Inter have been in advanced talks at €45m plus €5m for a week.

#CFC would also offer higher salary than Inter. Decision up to player and Atalanta now.

🇧🇷 Chelsea also asked for Wesley but AS Roma insist to keep him.

🎥 https://t.co/DaCOx85FJ4

[Big Chilli @TheMakda]

She just broke up with me on WhatsApp call and when it ended WhatsApp asked me to rate the call

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

Until you find the apple of your eye,you can be chilling with me,a pineapple.

[27. @dimvji]

from a young age i knew i could do it alone

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández reaches 20 G/A for Chelsea this season in all competitions.

[Shaé @gambinoschild]

Realized I thrive better when nobody knows wtf I’m doing.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Joao Pedro is our 25/26 Player of the Season. 🇧🇷💙

[AYO💡💡 @sepril23NG]

You have to be extremely evil and cruel to do a fake transfer to someone hawking goods on the highway.

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

So witches, wizards n babalawo's don't ave powers except in our movies abi?! Foolish pple...make GEJ mad, yu can't? Very simple task! Mschew

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

Dinner Set =»300mil... Die Goodluck, Die, :(

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

""Dear God, if you give us Dagrin Back , we'll give you Jonathan in return""«LOL

[𝐎.𝐆™ 🤎 @gbolahann0_]

People need to understand that there are days when you're not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[Xabi Alonso @XabiAlonso]

Lived it. Loved it.

Farewell beautiful game.