3 months ago, I opened that old file.
Something clicked.
Now I’m writing feverishly.
Snoopy Taylor, the heroine. Her drag sisters. The villainess.
They’ve all come to life.
But then there was her…
00DD: The Unlikely Adventures of the World’s Largest-Breasted Drag Superspy
is no longer just a chaotic comedy.
It’s a love letter to survival.
To chosen families.
To every queer kid who made their own kind of home.
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In a month, I had the full arc.
But it was just a blueprint.
Each chapter—half a page.
I showed it to friends.
Then life took over.
I flew off to a new job in a new country.
And 00DD sat on a hard drive… for 11 years.
I started writing 00DD during the darkest time in my life.
I needed to create something outrageous, joyful, and loud enough to drown out the silence.
A drag queen mistaken for a Russian spy.
A chosen family forged in sequins and survival.
And Big Mama—the heart of it all.
🧵👇
So I wrote something completely unhinged:
A massive-breasted drag queen gets mistaken for a massive-breasted Russian assassin.
It was wild. It was joyful. It saved me.
For two weeks, I couldn’t stop writing. I laughed again. I felt again.
Back then, I was in a rough place.
I didn’t want therapy.
I wanted chaos in heels.
So I turned to the inspiration of John Waters.
I wanted the camp, the filth, the magic.
I wanted Divine strutting through the fire and glitter.
A drag queen funeral. A glitter-soaked inheritance. A mysterious letter. When Big Mama dies, the queens of Club Salvation discover her final secret.
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The world's first drag queen spy thriller begins. These queens are killing it!
Six drag queens. One crusty lawyer. A shocking will reading that ends with cats, porn, sequins—and a one-way ticket to Bangkok. The beginning of a big drag adventure.
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