⟁ tired padawan

Fully integrated shadow|| The bee's knees|| Welcome to my inner monologue, by Uncanny || Calibrating to a fluent web3|| @goldfishggbr ||

[⟁ tired padawan @Sizzune]

Born to dilly dally
Forced to lock in

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Surely you can sue your girlfriend

[connard @BVST1__]

Des trou du cul découvrent 20 ans plus tard que Bugatti est enfaite une marque du groupe Volkswagen 😱😱😱

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

"would you live in a jail cell for 37 days to win $835,000" is like your average Mr Beast challenge

[Eira @eiranoirx]

ah yess the batterykiller3000 , surprised why no one has made it yet

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

I go piss for Cinema rest room, staff wey Dey inside there say make I show love. Okay open your hand make I piss inside, nonsense

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[RT @RT_com]

Jerk clown robot brutally kicks little boy in the stomach

The future is here, and apparently it's beefing with children

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[⟁ tired padawan @Sizzune]

@davidmrattigan Try 600

[⟁ tired padawan @Sizzune]

At a time when there's so much gong on fgs

[⚓️ @RxckLee23]

are there gloryholes in nigeria

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Why don't HIV victims form a WhatsApp group where they can do meet ups and have raw sex.

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷 @NurseLekan]

Yowaaaaaa

[ミリオン動画 @Animalizum]

ジャッキーチェンってパルクールの技、何十年も前に全部やってね？！

[⟁ tired padawan @Sizzune]

@goldfishggbr (Ep 124) [@goldfishggbr]

[⟁ tired padawan @Sizzune]

I tried to tell them about @goldfishggbr

[⟁ tired padawan @Sizzune]

@goldfishggbr (Ep 123) [@goldfishggbr]

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

I see people asking you to pour sniper and kerosene on it. It won't do much. You will just kill the ones on the surface. Guess what? They will be replaced. The queen lays 20,000 to 30,000 eggs per day.

Once it gets to this level, you have to get experts involved. They'll most likely dig somewhere inside the house so that they can locate the queen and bring her out. That's the real solution.

What you see outside isn't their house. It's their own walkway canopy to the "office," which they built so as to go to and fro, without being exposed.

[Science Magazine @ScienceExpand]

Superb visualization of the Magnus effect in a totally uncatchable shot.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Mart B. @martboficial]

Remédio pra doido é doido é meio, rapidinho ele parou de maluquice

[k @localdrain]

someone's hot date is someone else's weird stinky sibling. that's how it works

[cerise 🍒 @yfcherries]

writing out 186g as 186,000mg to make it seem like a death drink is really funny

but also holy fuck 186g of sugar in a drink should be illegal