SJ

Musings

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

“These valuations are ridiculous. We are due for a correction.”

*market drops*

“Wait what the fuck not my stocks.”

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@GapScannerPro @RealEnormous @stoolpresidente Wif

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

My daughter does this but she always says “who’s that boy/girl” and she only has about a 70% hit rate

[baby jane 🍓 @janedazey]

walked past a toddler with his mom today and as i passed he said loudly “who is that?” and his mom was like “we don’t know her, we don’t know everyone”

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

He saw the tweets @xwanyex

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Watching the @NBA All Star game and @TeamUSA at the Winter Olympics, it’s clear that sports — just like music and art — still has the power to bring us together, build community, and remind us of our common humanity.

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

They were selling a version of it to retail investors that has to be in pain right now. In this deal, retail (the marks) got what was left over after EVERYONE else with a claim got paid back. Literally the riskiest layer. Called it equity.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Up until recently, software subscription revenue seemed like an absolute guaranteed stable income stream. Did anyone create any synthetic versions of it so investors could up their exposure?

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@micsolana @mattyglesias More houses and startups are built when there are more buyers

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

I don’t this to be taken the wrong way but this is just an insane way to be using generative AI

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

Good marriage is a skill but people who are bad at it think that’s it’s luck or something/someone you find

[Cassandra Hartford @SpaceCoastCRE]

@Iamivy05 Marriage should be illegal

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

As far as I know I am not this woman’s fiancé but lived through the exact same preference / mom sleep need combination. I would like to meet all of these people tweeting about how this is bad because sometimes (gasp) I would take nights so mom could sleep. Everyone made it

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

fiancé was up half the night with the baby, who was inconsolable for much of it. this morning i heard him thru earplugs and 2 closed doors and went in, and the instant i took him he stopped crying. i soothed him for a few minutes and handed him back, and he immediately started screaming again despite fiancé doing everything identically to me.

we are generally pretty equal in how much time we spend taking care of the baby, so it’s not like the baby’s more familiar with me. it’s nice to have this superpower but also i do not want the related responsibilities.

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@skylarromines @Rich_Cooper I’m not going to call her a thot (because I’m an adult) but I would put the odds that Jeff is enjoying this very low

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@nikitabier @signulll There’s a very funny market setup here if you have the courage

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@ryenarussillo We MUST expand before any more two loss teams get hurt, Ryen.

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

No one marrying a much younger woman cares about getting a divorce

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

If you care about not getting divorced, purposely trying to marry a much younger woman is a terrible approach

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

Having a good marriage is more of a personality and skill than it is a connection and most of the people with those skills will be married earlier

[Katerina Dimitratos @KDimitratos]

Today I was actually thinking about the 7 different couples I know that all got married 25-28 and are now 35-38 years old and divorced with 3 kids each (1 couple has 4 kids) all 2-6 years old or so. All moved to a new state & away from their family for marriage.

Seems better to be 24 and single.
Take your time.
Actually make sure your values align.
Actually make sure you’re best friends first… so if you suddenly get sick, can’t pay your bills, become deformed or disabled, etc. You will still stay with your best friend and figure it out.

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@xwanyex This makes sense to me and it’s because the odds are low. Makes it feel more satisfying to you but you don’t want your kids to roll the same die.

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

How much of the “mental load” is just having to order something for $7 so you can unlock some Target discount

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@wanyeburkett The universal healthcare mention almost makes me think this is a bit

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@wanyeburkett Other than that, pretty much no argument.

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@growing_daniel Smart, better to focus on the gender you’re attracted to

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

@SnailHatedU @bigcontentguy Damn

[SJ @SJ_Cap]

Dawg we are never going to mars are we

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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