STEVEN JAMES

I’m here because Instagram sucks.

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Girl is your name Dyatlov Pass cuz you’re making me want to leave the shelter of my tent and expose myself to heavy snow and subzero temperatures before dying in a gruesome & unexplained fashion.

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I’m very confused. Has 28 Years Later been released yet or not? I feel like CERN is fucking w our current time line.

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Chelsea Piers Prospect Heights feels like the show Silo.

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@nycpa YIKES. You just lost me!

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What is more British than making “Air Max Content”?

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Whoever came up with “don’t push me, push a push pop” really cooked.

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“Follow your heart.” - Donald Trump

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I want to see Joe Biden do one of his Alzheimer’s meanderings into a jet engine.

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Birb poobed on m3.

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RIP HARAMBE

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Boeing’s hitman after being told there are 10 more whistleblowers

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Disrespectfully, some of you people should NOT have gallery representation.

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The turmeric gods are angry with me (ruining my clothes).

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Tax payer funded violence tonight, queen?

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I used to occasionally puff on some rock. Now I’m a sober Dad watching Puffin’ Rock. #puffinrock

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And the Lord said “just because a collab can be done does not mean it should be done”.

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I thought I’d encounter way more cobwebs than I have in my lifetime.

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Did I dream that I saw a clip of a Road House remake? What circle of Hell ™️ are we in?

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You move to a new neighborhood in NYC and form an unbreakable bond with Ocky and your souls become one for all of time.

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rip flaco

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Please, no more NASCAR jackets.