NPC Spider-Man 🕷

Greetings, fellow humans! Let us feel human feelings while celebrating the death of a storied industry together! Parody account. zhux/thux/tsux

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

#Marvel would like to apologize for every #comic we've ever published by white male authors & artists.

There's really no excuse.

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

I briefly considered making a salty joke out of the whole Stan Lee thing, but thought better of it.

Now I see several real, non-parody accounts wasted no time in making complete tools of themselves by pissing on the grave of one of comics' greatest creative minds.

Fucking hell.

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@benandjerrys Finally a ice cream flavor fully approved for mass consumption.

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@honestrcmeyer @EthanVanSciver

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@TheDCUniverse This image is transphobic & appropriates female culture.

Delete.

#CulturalAppropriation #transphobia #WontEraseUs #wontbeerased

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

Slurpees?!???

Milkshakes are the only approved frozen beverage!

If you disagree, you're literally a transphobic Nazi.

#7ElevenDay

#MakemineMilkshake

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

OMG

This is our president

I literally can't even https://t.co/DAjFQ44TBq

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Heading over to Walter Reed Medical Center to see our great First Lady, Melania. Successful procedure, she is in good spirits. Thank you to all of the well-wishers!

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

I know I like to take the piss on this parody account, but what happened to #Jawbreakers and @AntarcticPress in this situation goes beyond making flippant jokes.

There's no humor in it.

Good luck setting up the new company, Zack @DiversityAndCmx. https://t.co/ULqSYVpKt0

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@ZombieShitPosts

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

OMG!

#BodyPositivity is NOT A JOKE, you #FatShaming BIGOT!

I literally can't even. https://t.co/I8Dqi58njm

[The Splintering @The_Splintering]

#ICYMI -
Drowning in unsold Rose Tico toys, Hasbro finds life raft by acquiring #PowerRangers (News)

#MayTheFourth #MayThe4thBeWithYou
 #StarWarsDay

https://t.co/q0PcsGYzyr…

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@ToysandTacarin Cortana the slut needs to put some clothes on!!!

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@Hooters

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@PhotosOfOld That slut needs to put some clothes on!

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@kenwongart That's sexist!!!!!

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

If you post a #MayTheFourth meme today that doesn't have Rey or Finn, you're LITERALLY a transphobic Nazi bigot!

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@PacificStand @NifMuhammad Did he just assume his gender?!???

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

OMG!

Only cis white males!!??

You're literally a transphobic, ableist Nazi.

I can't even. https://t.co/ucNntyAM7U

[SF Performances @sfperformances]

Our #FridayFeeling is all about #MayTheFourth.

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

That image is racist & transphobic! You're LITERALLY HITLER!!! https://t.co/ao7iwxskkz

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@Darth_Mortem

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@Darth_Mortem Stop hating women, bigot!

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

@ZombieShitPosts I kept it to make some cannoli.

[NPC Spider-Man 🕷 @SJWMarvel]

Damn you, Zack! That devil image made me blow a load of sin fluid in my pants!

What am I going to tell my allies at the 2-spirited, gender non-conforming society of Toronto?

Now I'm going to need to do a "go fund me" for new pants.... https://t.co/MQUrYriFDe