3rd Degree Murder ??? 😔
thats the equivalent of saying..
it happened. He died. But he wasn’t murdered cuz I really didnt mean it like that..
you get charged with 3rd Degree Murder and Manslaughter if u push someone in the pool playing around and they accidentally drown.
In this instance, Impeachment is you and ya homegirls having all the evidence that ya man is cheating but to break up with him you gotta convince a jury of his frat brothers (who was there with him cheating) that your man is a cheater
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: What?
Dad: I poisoned your ginger ale but the dipshit flight attendant gave it to the lady in 17B by mistake.
Me:
Dad: Fuckin’ Spirit Airlines...