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Tristan

[Shouting Into The Void @nc_boomer]

Not sure why Hakeem and Chuck are taking credit for a blue tsunami. I know I saw a shit-ton of Bernie Sanders on the campaign trail, but don’t recall seeing either of those two clowns. In fact, I had forgotten they even existed until this leadership talk emerged.

[Xavier @XavierRevived]

Do you believe in god?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

dnc hacks when a leftist refuses to apologize for being popular instead of engaging in endless humiliation rituals for a couple high profile megadonors

[Patrick, not Pat @PresidentPat]

Haley Stevens wants Abdul to condemn advertisements that he did not create and aren’t affiliated with his campaign. But she refused to disavow the AIPAC campaigns spewed lies and tricked Black voters into thinking that Abdul hated Michelle and Barack. She can fuck off.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

One of the more disturbing elements of the world of Fahrenheit 451 is that the classics still exist, they’ve just been wholly rewritten to remove anything that makes them interesting or challenging. Our addiction to a fully frictionless existence is going to kill us.

[T9 @Thafnine]

isn't it awesome that you can be listening to a song on spotify for years then on a random fucking wednesday it's been overwritten by a completely different shittier version for no reason with no way to change it back?

[OS2NOX @OS2NOX]

WISCONSIN VOTERS SAY WERE HAVING DATA CENTERS FOR THANKSGIVING

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

No ICE agent has been prosecuted or criminally charged for a fatal shooting despite some of these murders being caught on camera in broad daylight. Apparently if you want to get away with murder, just join ICE.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

You can spend 40 years telling Gen Xers that the climate is changing, only for them to go online and ask, incredulous, “why is the climate different from what I remember?”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

to hear Trump tell it, American elections were completely corrupted while he was president and he was helpless to stop it, then they were cleaned up by Biden ahead of Trump's victory in 2024, and now that Trump is president again they are once again becoming third world-caliber

[Politics & Education @PoliticsAndEd]

If this happened in Tokyo, chuds would be posting "see, this is what a high trust society looks like."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[Skate @SkateFeast]

Bye Twitter

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

“Rho Kanna streaming with Vaush, Destiny, and Keffals” is a phrase specifically designed to make someone lose their sanity.

[😇 @turtlekiosk]

"he cooked"... "she ate"... who is doing the dishes...

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

sometimes I hate how accurately this image summarizes the Divine Comedy

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

this screams “hypersensitivity due to overconsumption of true crime content” to me idk