Jonathan Trueman

I write, I perform VOs, I have perfected time travel... one of these is a lie...

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I'll never understand why these people celebrate removing their own right to free movement. Everyone else in Europe still has an entire continent to call home.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Three solid letters there. Especially the last...

[VisitEnglandBiz @VisitEnglandBiz]

And the Gold goes to the @intbcc International Bomber Command Centre in Lincolnshire! Congratulations #VEawards2020

[charlie higson @monstroso]

“My new passport has arrived, Katey.”
“Excellent, Johnny. What colour is it? There was a lot of fuss about them being blue again.”
“Actually, I’d say it was more...”
“Nooooooooooooo!”

[Jonathan Trueman @SkeevyD]

@uk_domain_names So much for Daniel Hannan’s line about us having been ‘shackled to a corpse.’

[Jonathan Trueman @SkeevyD]

Chester Zoo - not just a day out, a world-leading conservation science centre. Boris Johnson: Save Chester Zoo! https://t.co/vVCPmF7HYG via @UKChange

[Jonathan Trueman @SkeevyD]

So, they think if we know where it’s come from, we won’t buy it. Well, that tells us everything we need to know about US chicken, I think...

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Were the million plus who marched to the same place asking for a final say referendum not also part of a democratic debate and process? @lewis_goodall

[Jonathan Trueman @SkeevyD]

@nicktolhurst Please tell me someone’s got these archived - we need to keep the receipts!

[Nick Carthew @nickcarthew]

I’ve just had a ‘phone call on my mobile from someone claiming to be from @YouGov asking how I was going to vote. When I asked who their client was they wouldn’t say, and when I said YouGov don’t do phone polls, the call was terminated 1/2

[Jonathan Trueman @SkeevyD]

A joy to work on, and a well-deserved win.

[Dr Dan Ellin @danmadmorgan]

Hurrah!

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

THE HORDES DESCEND

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I often struggle with the logic of politicians, but this is total nonsense. Why would it not be right to tell us - me and you and business and everybody - what will happen if we leave the EU with no deal in a few weeks time? ‘Not right’ means ‘Wrong’. Why? Why is it wrong?

[Luke @CH39261747]

I can’t quite believe I am saying this, but after a bit of research I have found out that the #ConservativePartyConference is being held in a venue that received £3.7M of EU funding for its redevelopment in 2007.

Please give this a RT

[Paul Cave @caveman4107]

I have been a conservative voter all my life. No More! One of the foundations was always the freedom of self determination. Once that is removed it removes my rights, I cannot allow that #stopboris #StopTheCoup #StopBrexitSaveDemocracy #StopBrexit

[Jonathan Trueman @SkeevyD]

I don't usually do politics, but this isn't about parties, or even about Leave or Remain. This is about protecting democracy.

Urgent -- Boris is suspending parliament to force through his #Brexit. Here's how we stop him! #BlockTheCoup https://t.co/541486jcrY

[Jonathan Trueman @SkeevyD]

@MitchBenn All right - but *apart* from the Spitfire, the Colossus, Mulberry Harbours, weather modelling, Radar, tanks, penicillin, and the bouncing bomb... what have academics ever done for us?

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

No, because the tank, the Spitfire, the bouncing bomb and the Harrier jump jet all SPONTANEOUSLY INVENTED THEMSELVES, you fucking moron

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Gaps on our supermarket shelves a week after No Deal Brexit.

30-40% of our produce comes from the EU.

This is not "project fear". This is the former CEO of Sainsbury's.