⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟

《 𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 》Tʜᴇ Cʀᴏᴡ ᴏғ Uɴᴅᴠɪᴋ • 𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓-𝑭𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒇𝒖𝒍《#OC》《#TheWitcherRP》21+ MDNI • #PARODY

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

———《 Sᴏɴ ᴏғ Sᴋᴇʟʟɪɢᴇ 》———

⠀ ❝ If yer no’ a Black One, nor a foul-tempered beast, you’ll no’ find me axe to yer throat. Touch what’s mine and I’ll skin ye the same.❞
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ↺ + ♥ Appreciated

⠀⠀ 《 #OC • #TheWitcher 》

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

Oh? How dare he…

[𝑀𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝒶𝑒 ||parody|| @Alpha_Ignotum]

His father is way ahead of him by the sounds of it.

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

Very happy. He’s off to drink mead now.

[𝑀𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝒶𝑒 ||parody|| @Alpha_Ignotum]

I n h a l e.

Throws her head back.

"AAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOO~!....happy~?"

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

B e l c h.

"....woo~"

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

C’moooooonnnnn….

[𝑀𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝒶𝑒 ||parody|| @Alpha_Ignotum]

Nope. She's not doing it.

She has important things to do today.

Nope.

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ HOWLING!?

❝AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!❞

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[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

He’s drinking again. Nothing new.

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

Indeed. He’s sobered completely. No more drink. Nothing.

[𝑀𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝒶𝑒 ||parody|| @Alpha_Ignotum]

Oh? Has he sobered? Has the drop from the crow's nest lost its allure?

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

It will be.

[𝑀𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝒶𝑒 ||parody|| @Alpha_Ignotum]

Her point cannot be contested.

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

. . .

[𝑀𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝒶𝑒 ||parody|| @Alpha_Ignotum]

Oh, it's the fool's day, alright....

A good day for her brother and nephew to shine. Amongst several others-

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

He’s gonna drink it.

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

We. Dunnae. Drink. Harbor water.

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

And the fish shite in it every day, his point?

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

No.

Gunnar's been swimming naked in it.

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

@SogaWild She can, but it might not get the reaction she’s hoping for.

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Gods his nipples are so fucking hard.

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[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

Well, then he better dip his mug in the harbor!

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

The only thing that deserves to be drunk right now is Ulfden.

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

Grins stupidly.

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

This is what happens when you drop your trousers and try to swim after a fucking ship instead of…

Literally anything else!

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

⠀

⠀ ⠀ The ship was stolen. Gunnar got it back. That it’s dripping wine into the harbor of Kaer Trolde is a minor consequence.

⠀ ⠀ The fish are going to be so drunk!

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[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

Who the hells is gonna clean this up, eh?!

There's wine everywhere and it's seeping into the bolts of fabric. There's broken crates. The oils are never going to bloody come out-

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

His. Poor. Bairn.

His livelihood. His reward for all the strife. His life's blood. His first love.

HIS FUCKIN' BOAT-

[⌜ ֎ : Bαrɴαcle Boy ⌟ @Skelligarse]

He should have known.