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@kendallsiimpp Okay, everybody gets that you're horny, now what?

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@_Adoughrabl Don't worry. What goes around, comes around.

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@ruthlesspine Tell your best friend to buy a taser or get one for her, they're easily available. Next time he or anybody tries anything, use the taser on them and feel relieved, call the police after that.

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@angelisticpraks Ye 17k apke nahi hai, apke bra ke hai 😂 achasorry jkjk

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نادرا کی جانب سے شہریوں کے لئے ایک اور سہولت:

کووڈ-19 ڈیجیٹل سرٹیفکیٹ کا حصول اب مزید آسان۔شہری اب ملک بھر میں جیز کیش کے 1 لاکھ 40 ہزارریٹیلرز، ایزی پیسہ کے 90 ہزار ریٹیلرزاور بینک الفلاح کے12 ہزار الفا ریٹیلرز پر فیس ادا کر کے ڈیجیٹل سرٹیفکیٹ حاصل کر سکتے ہیں۔ 1/n
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@coochieeslayerr Nah, I don't think it is, and you wouldn't get a lot from an all girls club, you won't get most of them excited enough to throw bills at your face. Another thing, If you think O Levels is hard, wait till A Levels hits you 😂

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So relatable 🤣

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@suhanamithani @krish_goldsmith @stxpsister That turns off all the notifications. Some of the notifications, I actually want to see.

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@imuskangupta @stxpsister I don't want to turn off all kinds of notifications. I actually want the notifications that are important.

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@Supriya07529771 @stxpsister I was sharing my screen on messenger with my girlfriend to show her something and one of these notifications came up, she thought I was cheating on her 🤦

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@issaaa___02 Netflix

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@dcislamabad Bhaijan I live in PWD, Islamabad, a friend, got shot, bled out and died, in broad daylight at his shop by two criminals, another one got shot, luckily survived, I got robbed in my own street, another friend's shop got robbed, one of my bikes got stolen. SO CALLED SAFEST CITY.

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@atruemisandrist Trigger hogayi awaam 😂 YAR 😂 Na yahan dekho na wahan bus trigger hojatey 😂 agli shughal laga rahi hay aur tum loug 😂

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@ewoman_ 😂😂

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@UsmanAhmad_iam They most certainly are not. They write a letter, everything in it is correct, they do everything right, but the address they mail it to is wrong. They deny Allah when Allah says that Muhammad(s.a.w) is the Last Prophet, and then they say we follow Allah. That's plain HYPOCRISY.

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Raja Bazar Today @hamzashafqaat

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@hamzashafqaat Ye bhi theek hay 😂😂