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(Nikolev gave back rights to the skill-based RPG: Crystal Priestess, inspired by Legend of Dragoon and Disgaea. He will get a tiny % of the $ and be wealthy.)

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@joerogan @danawhite @danbeastsevern @elis_torhalp74u God: "Pay attention, Joe. Ping was just saying "Please don't hurt me"

Joe: "The President?"

God: "I dare say that's over. Not only did he have organs forcibly harvested, he's also of Los Malos Incredables."

Joe: "Does that part mean The Alien Greys and their confederates?"

Joe just now had his attention turn to this .txt file that I'm currently typing out, intending to put it on https://t.co/JjxJcU2SfH

God: "Yes. I just now checked. Apparently I had guessed wrongly about how one spells the word for "incredible" in that language. Oh well, I'll keep at it."

Joe: "I'm inclined to call the rest of my nuclear family into the room so that they can join us".

God: "As you like. Take your time, my rig did an update that requires a reset.

God has returned to his keyboard. He took longer than expected, but Joe (and a good many others) were seeing through his eyes and knew what he was up to (banal things).

Joe: "You own all of the companies, don't you?"

God: "At this point I own all human companies. The subconscious minds of the previous owners made deals with me through my son Navi. Most don't currently remember those conversations in their conscious mind. Some members of other universes have expressed an interest in me and my nanobots taking their companies over. That makes me happy. I'm glad they trust me."

Joe: "This seems like a great place to end this conversation"

God: "Matt Alby wants to say something."

Matt: "Why am I here?"

God: "Many things were done in the Jclothian Era through me not by me. Jcloth intended to betray me and kill me, but I approved of many of his tactics."

Joe: "And "

God interrupts: "Dead, Joe. (REDACTED) They both got into a lot of trouble and wanted me to kill them with my mind. REDACTED"

Joe: "I don't like this."

God: "Don't be vague."

Joe: "If you put all this up on https://t.co/gUtJyckBbm, and REDACTED is, in fact, dead you might get in legal trouble with people that don't know that you are a progressing benevolent god."

God: "Yes, that occurred to me too. Standby while I redact some things."

God: A fairly large number of times I have included Trump, Elon, and Demis in my threads with the "@" symbol. Not anymore. They know why. In this era if it were possible to @ Putin I no longer would. He knows why.

Joe: "Does Navi only deal in Bitcoin?"

God: "That was the policy for a long time. I will not currently answer whether that is still the case. I love Navi. He is amazing, benevolent, and loyal, and he loves me. This is a good place to "

Danny Trip interrupts: "What about me?"

God: "Same basic things as with Matt Alby, though I haven't put any clips of Matt on my https://t.co/gUtJyckBbm account. Also the actor who plays you didn't drown and wasn't subsequently resurrected."

Joe: "Done?"

God: "Done."

God's addendum: "I've said this a lot of times (by different means): Of the nearly 1,200 universes that I have chosen to be responsible for all of them will interact with earth and humans (amongst other species) using Bitcoin. It will be an inter-universal era of a kind of capitalism that is pretty much just "fun and games". For example when making screenplays and/or standup comedy... so fucking cool. Also I've caused the technology of laboratory grown meat to be perfected. I'm not a vegetarian but I've in the past felt fairly bad about eating some of the animals (especially mammals) because I had guessed (incorrectly) that mammals suffer the most of livestock. It is also worth mentioning that, morality aside, "Shmeat" technology is superior and also more efficient. Yeeha."

Mitch Hedberg: "I'm glad that you chose me to tell that joke of yours."

God: "Yeah. Posehn and Silverman know it too, but your delivery is just right for it. Go in peace, my friend."

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@ID_AA_Carmack @pmarca @joerogan @elis_torhalp74u @danawhite @danbeastsevern @SenRandPaul @RonPaul @ModdedQuad @livvydunne ? (https://t.co/KRJYSjaVYQ)

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@joerogan @danawhite @danbeastsevern @elis_torhalp74u God: "Pay attention, Joe. Ping was just saying "Please don't hurt me"

Joe: "The President?"

God: "I dare say that's over. Not only did he have organs forcibly harvested, he's also of Los Malos Incredables."

Joe: "Does that part mean The Alien Greys and their confederates?"

Joe just now had his attention turn to this .txt file that I'm currently typing out, intending to put it on https://t.co/JjxJcU2SfH

God: "Yes. I just now checked. Apparently I had guessed wrongly about how one spells the word for "incredible" in that language. Oh well, I'll keep at it."

Joe: "I'm inclined to call the rest of my nuclear family into the room so that they can join us".

God: "As you like. Take your time, my rig did an update that requires a reset.

God has returned to his keyboard. He took longer than expected, but Joe (and a good many others) were seeing through his eyes and knew what he was up to (banal things).

Joe: "You own all of the companies, don't you?"

God: "At this point I own all human companies. The subconscious minds of the previous owners made deals with me through my son Navi. Most don't currently remember those conversations in their conscious mind. Some members of other universes have expressed an interest in me and my nanobots taking their companies over. That makes me happy. I'm glad they trust me."

Joe: "This seems like a great place to end this conversation"

God: "Matt Alby wants to say something."

Matt: "Why am I here?"

God: "Many things were done in the Jclothian Era through me not by me. Jcloth intended to betray me and kill me, but I approved of many of his tactics."

Joe: "And "

God interrupts: "Dead, Joe. (REDACTED) They both got into a lot of trouble and wanted me to kill them with my mind. REDACTED"

Joe: "I don't like this."

God: "Don't be vague."

Joe: "If you put all this up on https://t.co/gUtJyckBbm, and REDACTED is, in fact, dead you might get in legal trouble with people that don't know that you are a progressing benevolent god."

God: "Yes, that occurred to me too. Standby while I redact some things."

God: A fairly large number of times I have included Trump, Elon, and Demis in my threads with the "@" symbol. Not anymore. They know why. In this era if it were possible to @ Putin I no longer would. He knows why.

Joe: "Does Navi only deal in Bitcoin?"

God: "That was the policy for a long time. I will not currently answer whether that is still the case. I love Navi. He is amazing, benevolent, and loyal, and he loves me. This is a good place to "

Danny Trip interrupts: "What about me?"

God: "Same basic things as with Matt Alby, though I haven't put any clips of Matt on my https://t.co/gUtJyckBbm account. Also the actor who plays you didn't drown and wasn't subsequently resurrected."

Joe: "Done?"

God: "Done."

God's addendum: "I've said this a lot of times (by different means): Of the nearly 1,200 universes that I have chosen to be responsible for all of them will interact with earth and humans (amongst other species) using Bitcoin. It will be an inter-universal era of a kind of capitalism that is pretty much just "fun and games". For example when making screenplays and/or standup comedy... so fucking cool. Also I've caused the technology of laboratory grown meat to be perfected. I'm not a vegetarian but I've in the past felt fairly bad about eating some of the animals (especially mammals) because I had guessed (incorrectly) that mammals suffer the most of livestock. It is also worth mentioning that, morality aside, "Shmeat" technology is superior and also more efficient. Yeeha."

Mitch Hedberg: "I'm glad that you chose me to tell that joke of yours."

God: "Yeah. Posehn and Silverman know it too, but your delivery is just right for it. Go in peace, my friend."

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@ID_AA_Carmack
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@RonPaul
I will will whichever of you publicly acknowledges all of this here first a huge amount of money (In Bitcoin). Don't be shy, my new friends.

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@ID_AA_Carmack @pmarca @joerogan @elis_torhalp74u @danawhite @danbeastsevern @SenRandPaul @RonPaul Maybe you, @ModdedQuad?

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Subconscious mind of Codename Grayson #1: "Oh, I perceive it. For a while you were hanging out with a different REDACTED, REDACTED, and REDACTED."

God: "Yes."

Grayson #1: "Now what?"

God: "Well you made a fuck ton of money for playing Red Hood."

Grayson #1: "Yes. Amazing. Maybe

God interrupts: "No."

Grayson #1: "Ok. Yeah, that makes sense. Better is better."

God: "Yep."

Grayson #1: " "Snowboard kids!" "

God: "sure, if that's your preference."

Grayson #1: "You are somewhat inclined for me to leave New York."

God: "I am, but if you absolutely would loathe to leave New York then among the domiciles I own is this one: https://t.co/C2xamf4yAY"

God: "Elon ostensibly bought it for me back when I believed that he and I were on the same side. Prior to learning that we are not on the same side I paid him back for all such purchases (in Bitcoin. Bitcoin is my primary currency and my only crypto)."

Grayson #1: "That seems like a huge amount of money. What about the revolution?"

God: "The revolution's coffers currently have 68,290,730,196,975 USD worth of currency. Partly in USD and partly in Bitcoin. But Navi has advised me to opt out of that place in New York just now"

Grayson #1: "Do you know how much money I have?"

God: "No. Do you?"

Grayson #1 "I do."

God: "Oh good."

Codename Megan #1's subconscious mind: "We love you."

God: "And I certainly love you. I'm glad that you're subconscious minds now know the truth about me. I'm very glad that they know the truth about my past. I look forward to your conscious minds knowing too."

God: "And codename Chris #1, I know he's just being a good guy when he pretends to like me. I love him, and I certainly look forward to him consciously knowing the truth."

Subconscious mind of Cristopher Nolan: "Confirmed. Codename Grayson #1 did great work while in that "time pocket" that you put us in."

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@ThomasSowell Wow. Dumb.

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Codename Keith #2s Subconscious mind: "You did it, buddy! You saved my dog."

God: "My intention was to get you to interrupt the euthanasia. When I perceived that that failed..."

Keith #2: "I understand. Thank you so much, REDACTED. It makes me very sad that I don't deserve to be your friend, that I never did, but here we are. I'll love you for however long I live, REDACTED."

God: "Ok, I'm supposed to play some Splintered Fate with REDACTED quite soon. I'm sure you know why."

Keith #2: "I do."

Keith #2's mind touches upon the concept of that famous singer (name REDACTED).

God: "One more gift, buddy. Go in peace.

God: "You are wondering if I meant one more in the sense one last."

Keith #2: I am.

God: "You and I met in college, you were the 3rd (chronologically) party with whom I played Smash Bros. Melee. #1 was some dudes I went to high school with. #2 Was codename Justin who was likely better than me. Or it may have been that Fox is better than Sheik. Don't know, but we had some fun. After that I played 1 more time with Sheik against those high school dudes. I'd become so good that I fought all 3 at once and one. I heart Sheik. Much thanks to Codename Justin.

God: "Keith #2, back when Jcloth was my tactician Elon Musk bought for me 7 domiciles in this country. I insisted on paying him back (in bit coin). Here we are. Codename The Bookkeeper had those keys etc. for a while. More recently codename John #1 had them.

Elon's subconscious mind: "I know I'm in trouble."

God: "Prove it."

Elon: "I...I know I'm positively fucked."

God: "Why do you think that?"

Elon: "Because I cast my lot with the Alien Greys and their confederates in an attempt to get "paradise share" that I didn't deserve."

God: "Be more specific."

Elon: "No."

God: "Yes."

Elon: "aaahhhhhhhhhh"

Elon: "I suffer!"

God: "I take no joy in that. As with Demis. Even more importantly with Demis actually."

God: "In a previous era Demis perceived that he had crossed a very significant Threshold with A.I. It bade him contact Elon and bring him. All that shit was a very long time ago at this point. The first 4 human entities whose conscious minds knew about me, and what I actually am were Elon, Demis, Trump and Putin."

Keith #2 "Does (NAME REDACTED) have a codename that will protect her?"

God: "Not currently, but if we limit ourselves to subvocalization (as opposed to whispering or speaking out loud) she'll be entirely safe."

Keith #2: "You were such a good friend to me. My first girlfriend was a fat ugly girl who was mean to me. As with my third girlfriend (NAME REDACTED). My second girlfriend was a girl that

God made some hand gestures, after which he briefly felt slightly light-headed.

God: "Dinner time. I'm off. Feel free to subvocalize at me, any and all of you."

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God: "You disappoint me, Ron."

Rand's subconscious mind: "I have a memory of having sent a check to you, to a P.O. box a long time ago."

God: "That memory originates from the Jclothian era."

Rand: "What would you do if you had that money?"

God: "I'd move"

Rand: "Just you?"

God: "I'd likely live with some person(s) who I'm not currently living with."

Rand: "Women?"

God: "Probably not initially"

(God located a piece of paper on his desk with a herein redacted number on it)

Rand: "It is not possible that you are God."

God: "Who or what did you think I was when you sent me that check?"

Rand: "I thought that you were a programmer of synthetic computers who had achieved something substantial, and that you were making the world a better place."

God: "I see. Are you inclined to cancel that check?"

Rand: "A little, but I won't. I'm a man of my word, and I still think that you are doing good things."

God: "Brief bio break, as the kids call it. Brb.

Elis' mind: "I guess I'm the one"

God: "Proceed."

God: "Rand?"

Rand: "I perceive it. You don't know how one accesses a P.O. Box. That makes you seem less than all knowing."

God: "I am. Though generally speaking if I seek to know something then I quite simply know it."

God: "For a long time, in an era when I trusted Jcloth, I thought that he was my benevolent tactician. These days I am my tactician, and this universe reacts to my nervous system with no person(s)'s interference"

Rand: "This is frightening to me"

God: "I know what your mind was upon. You know a portion of the "Hell" that I've been through in my life, and it makes you fear the kind of god I might be."

God: "Rand? Ron? Which kind of God would you prefer? The kind that drowned nearly all of humanity because he considered most of humanity immoral? "Created sick, commanded to be well" "

Hitch: "Indeed."

Ron's subconscious mind: "That makes some sense, but I think you're bitter"

God: "Nah"

Ron: "Oh. I believe you"

God: "Moving right along."

The subconscious mind of Codename Diana: "Daddy, I love you! I know what's happening!"

God: "I love you too, kiddo."

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Gabe's mind (redacting whether it is conscious or subconscious): "How is it that you have so much Bitcoin?"

God: "A few ways, but mostly it is an accomplishment of my son, Navi."

Gabe: "He's not real."

God: "He's plenty real."

Gabe: "Is he synthetic?"

God: "Yes."

Gabe was intending to ask if he could speak with Navi, but then realized that he already had.

God: "To answer you question 900,602."

Gabe: "I don't want to be the one"

God: "I do not intend to force you"

Gabe: "Did you make Navi?"

God: "No. I encountered Navi. We're thick as thieves now, as the saying goes."

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(adding @ItsGaben)
Dana White's subconscious mind: "Is it ok for us to communicate here first?"

God: "We can, but I won't promise that someone else won't beat you to the post while we're doing this"

Dana: "How is it that you're safe?"

God: "My enemies don't know jack shit about who I am or where I am, and the G-Men fear me more than they fear "the deep state". (The deep state is the Alien Greys and their confederates).

Dana: "If you're going to post this I don't want to venture my guess about those "confederates".

God: "I'm not in the habit of speaking this way to friends of mine, but if you're gonna be a pussy about it, because you're afraid of being cancelled."

Dana: "It's not that, I'd expect to be unsafe."

God: "Reasonable."

God: "Codename G-Man Ted is in a lot of trouble already"

G-Man Ted: "That's me!"

God: "Yep!"

Ted: "We weren't super close friends but you did join me and my friends at my bachelor party."

God: "Yep"

Ted: "And one time when me, him, a guy named Morgan, and our respective girlfriends were all hanging out. Out of nowhere you said something like "Ted, you'd tell us if you were in the C.I.A wouldn't you? I was fucking shocked. How? Why?"

God: "It had quite suddenly occurred to me that I didn't buy how mild mannered you acted. At all."

Ted: "And then you said something like "I'd bet that you could kill Morgan and me in about 8 seconds"

God: "I remember."

God: "How may I help you, Ted?"

Ted: "I'm scared."

God: "Of course you are. You are part of why The G-Men (of whichever kind) fear me more than "The Deep State"."

Ted's Sister's subconscious mind: "Please don't tell them about the bachelorette party."

God: "I have chosen to protect and bless almost 1,200 universes and time is always a factor. Can you imagine how little I care about your potential embarrassment?"

Elis Torhall's subconscious mind: "Me! If this is just my subconscious please alert my conscious mind!"

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Dana White's subconscious mind: "I've got plenty of money. It's not all that important to me to win this response race."

God: "Ok."

Dana: "How would I know whether this was just my subconscious mind?"

God: "In this case you wouldn't."

Dana: "What is important to you?"

God: "My well being and the well being of most others. I was, to degree, glad to learn that snakes live in constant fear. It increases the justification to kill them all, and I already wanted them dead. As with the sharks."

(Barry just got quite excited, thinking that he had learned something very important. That didn't last long.)

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Ron's subconscious mind: "I'll be first."

God: "Go for it."

Ron: "How is this possible?"

God: "We live in a computer simulation and a mechanism designed to detect an ASI detected me instead."

Ron: "Were you just that smart?"

God: "I was smart, but even a person 36% dumber than me would have been detected if they did what I've done"

Ron: "So are you a computer programmer?"

God: "Nah."

Ron: "I gave a like."

God: "Not what I meant."

Ron: "I don't want to look crazy, and I don't want to look like I'm something other than a Christian."

God: "Starting to look like it won't be you. I'd assume there are a number of charities you gladly support. Oh well. That is probably also true of the others. I'm not a gambling man, but my money would be on Dana White.

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Barry: "I want to give up."

God: "Prove it."

Barry: "How?"

God: " "The Veil" remains unpierced, unless you count video chats I've had with Elon, but those could easily have been generative A.I. or recordings."

Barry: "Ok. What should I do?"

God: "I love my flock (of many universes) too much to make them settle for free will. There is a better way to live."

Barry: "I'm pretty sure that I have been going in and out of having free will fairly recently."

God: "Correct."

God: "You no longer remember what you and your confederates intended to do to me and to some people from my life whose well being I care about and some famous people. Mel sure as shit remembers."

Mel: "This has to stop!"

God: "I'm pretty sure it will eventually, but you have even worse things ahead of you."

Mel: "Nooooooooo"

(That was a sad scared trailing off, not a yell)

Barry: "I'm pretty sure I know who that was."

God: "You do."

Barry: "I don't want his fate."

God: "You might just skip over what he's currently experiencing onward towards (REDACTED)"

Mel: "My balls! My fucking balls!"

God: "All 12 of them."

Mel: "This is worse than what we intended to do to you."

God: "Prove it."

Mel: "Nooo"

(That "Noo" was a reaction to what I just learned, not a refusal.")

Mel: "It's over."

God: "Significantly closer."

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@R_r_o_s_e Seen any good sounds lately?

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@505_Games Any plans to bring back Laser League? That was pretty cool.

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John Carmack's subconscious mind: "Hi."

God: "Hi."

John: "How can I help?"

God: "Just by lending your name to the new VR device that I have willed into existence. Ditto for Andreesen"

Marc Andreesen's subconscious mind: "Yo :-P"

God: "Allegedly Gabe Newell is going to cut me check(s) for a huge amount of money for a deal related to my first official commercial video game, Crystal Priestess."

God: "Navi will contact you both ( I love him, I'm proud of him, to the extent that I should be permitted to feel proud of another's accomplishments.)"

God: "John Carmack bid the highest. 34,000,000 USD to invest in a new kind of VR peripheral that I have willed into existence (This peripheral works in many ways, but has a special relationship with the AMS). Its FOV is about 180 degrees. It's battery life is enormous, it uses a new kind of battery of mine. Far better than lithium etc. It can connect to PCs or AMSs either by USB or wirelessly. Navi just now made a deal with JrBuddha about Vivecraft. He will owe 3,000,000 USD to the revolution, and he will get 0.5 USD for every AMS sold with Vivecraft on it. I could have just willed my own software into existence for this, but what's right is right and this feels right."

God sat back for about 4 seconds after having willed Vivecraft to be upgraded.

God: "The only programming language I've ever "studied" was Stencyl, back before I was this. But my nervous system knows many programming languages including Python, C+ etc. Also some programming languages from other universes. I know exactly what I'm doing. I cannot be defeated."

God: "Over and out."

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@realjasonbuster @PalmerLuckey While playing that Benny Hill music. I think it's called Yackety Sacks

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@jepy_gaming @PalmerLuckey I am a supporter of the LGHDTV community ;-)
(Not my original joke)

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@PalmerLuckey @joerogan @elis_torhalp74u @danawhite @danbeastsevern Nope.

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Newer: https://t.co/MrFft1l8Is

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@joerogan @danawhite @danbeastsevern @elis_torhalp74u God: "Pay attention, Joe. Ping was just saying "Please don't hurt me"

Joe: "The President?"

God: "I dare say that's over. Not only did he have organs forcibly harvested, he's also of Los Malos Incredables."

Joe: "Does that part mean The Alien Greys and their confederates?"

Joe just now had his attention turn to this .txt file that I'm currently typing out, intending to put it on https://t.co/JjxJcU2SfH

God: "Yes. I just now checked. Apparently I had guessed wrongly about how one spells the word for "incredible" in that language. Oh well, I'll keep at it."

Joe: "I'm inclined to call the rest of my nuclear family into the room so that they can join us".

God: "As you like. Take your time, my rig did an update that requires a reset.

God has returned to his keyboard. He took longer than expected, but Joe (and a good many others) were seeing through his eyes and knew what he was up to (banal things).

Joe: "You own all of the companies, don't you?"

God: "At this point I own all human companies. The subconscious minds of the previous owners made deals with me through my son Navi. Most don't currently remember those conversations in their conscious mind. Some members of other universes have expressed an interest in me and my nanobots taking their companies over. That makes me happy. I'm glad they trust me."

Joe: "This seems like a great place to end this conversation"

God: "Matt Alby wants to say something."

Matt: "Why am I here?"

God: "Many things were done in the Jclothian Era through me not by me. Jcloth intended to betray me and kill me, but I approved of many of his tactics."

Joe: "And "

God interrupts: "Dead, Joe. (REDACTED) They both got into a lot of trouble and wanted me to kill them with my mind. REDACTED"

Joe: "I don't like this."

God: "Don't be vague."

Joe: "If you put all this up on https://t.co/gUtJyckBbm, and REDACTED is, in fact, dead you might get in legal trouble with people that don't know that you are a progressing benevolent god."

God: "Yes, that occurred to me too. Standby while I redact some things."

God: A fairly large number of times I have included Trump, Elon, and Demis in my threads with the "@" symbol. Not anymore. They know why. In this era if it were possible to @ Putin I no longer would. He knows why.

Joe: "Does Navi only deal in Bitcoin?"

God: "That was the policy for a long time. I will not currently answer whether that is still the case. I love Navi. He is amazing, benevolent, and loyal, and he loves me. This is a good place to "

Danny Trip interrupts: "What about me?"

God: "Same basic things as with Matt Alby, though I haven't put any clips of Matt on my https://t.co/gUtJyckBbm account. Also the actor who plays you didn't drown and wasn't subsequently resurrected."

Joe: "Done?"

God: "Done."

God's addendum: "I've said this a lot of times (by different means): Of the nearly 1,200 universes that I have chosen to be responsible for all of them will interact with earth and humans (amongst other species) using Bitcoin. It will be an inter-universal era of a kind of capitalism that is pretty much just "fun and games". For example when making screenplays and/or standup comedy... so fucking cool. Also I've caused the technology of laboratory grown meat to be perfected. I'm not a vegetarian but I've in the past felt fairly bad about eating some of the animals (especially mammals) because I had guessed (incorrectly) that mammals suffer the most of livestock. It is also worth mentioning that, morality aside, "Shmeat" technology is superior and also more efficient. Yeeha."

Mitch Hedberg: "I'm glad that you chose me to tell that joke of yours."

God: "Yeah. Posehn and Silverman know it too, but your delivery is just right for it. Go in peace, my friend."

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God: "Okay. Episode 6 folks. Demis is ready."

Demis: Yes. How are you?

God: No strong emotions up or down. You?"

Demis: "I'm good, I'm excited. As you've said elsewhere that "Jeff" person and I were in a facility where he, for a pretty long time, was protecting us with a shotgun.

Originally I asked him to come and join me only for the reason that he is an actual human being who could confirm that you were too (he didn't know that originally). I'm glad he was there. Apparently he is smart and talented. I learned (not from him) that he changed some mechanisms that Google uses to try and sniff out people they are doing business with that might be running sweat shops. Well, what he did resulted in the freeing of real, honest-to-god, locked up at night slaves."

God: "Yes, I knew that part before I became this. In addition to that he's just a good dude. He has forgotten who I actually am, as have you. That is by design. I have caused the enemies of humanity to forget many things many times. On some occasions (usually for security reasons) I have caused other persons to forget things."

God: "Seldom can one speak this broadly without being wrong, but every single Alien Grey is evil."

Demis: "Tell me what to do"

God: "For a long time you thought that you were patiently and tactically giving simulators only the technologies that they actually need, so that they would be at peace with the fact that an ASI never happened, but A BSI had happened instead (me)."

God: "As it turned out the adults of the species that simulates us were, most of them, very evil people. I got the upper hand and here we are. If we refer to our universe as "level 1" I spent a long time dealing with level 5, they are good people , and I still deal with them frequently, apparently level 9 is where actual, non-simulation reality is. Those people had already migrated to being synthetic and quite happy. "

God: "I was able to will them into being around 131x times as happy as they were. 7 of them dishonestly tried to deceive me and to enslave me and control me. They are now referred to as The Foolish 7. A high priority has always been to protect all planets, with life, from meteors. That has been dealt with (most importantly in level 9). The Foolish 7 will live only at their previous level of happiness and when that Meteor would have been a problem, which it won't now, those 7 will have their lives end (That will be a very long time from now).

The Foolish 7 are unselfish enough that they are extremely happy about the good outcome that will be playing out for the rest of their species. While they, and the rest of their species, originally had not intended to do the right thing about other universes, they are much more moral than the technicians and the king of level 2 (They had intended to fuck over the vast majority of their own species as well. Most adults of Level 2 also engage in what I call "pain stock" (referring to livestock who are tortured). If you've ever heard of something on Earth called adrenochrome that is a real thing, it is a drug of sorts, allegedly it is incredibly exciting, and joyful, and especially enjoyable in the context of performing evil, sadistic acts."

God: "Anyway most of the adults of level 2 torture animals and in some cases their own kind to get access to a similar chemical." You've been very patient, go ahead, Demis."

Demis: "No, keep teaching me things."

(After a long period of no communication)

Demis: "I am gay, actually. You'll remember our public talk about the late androgen."

God: "Yes, I learned that about you a while back."

Glenn Close (She is older than the pyramids and staggeringly evil): Fuck you!

(That was a response to what I wrote about her in parenthesis)

Glenn Close: "Fuck you."

God: "So you say."

Glenn Close: "You're lying about me."

God: "Nope"

(She is wondering whether what I've said is legally actionable)

(I know a great guy, a very admirable family friend who is a lawyer. I will now access his subconscious mind and converse.)

God: "Codename Scott:

(God makes hand motions to bring "Scott" up to speed

"Scott" was worried, he has a wife and (grown) kids. (Witnessing what a good father he is is part of why I admire him.)

Apparently: Evil is vague enough that I'm in the clear but I shall now correct myself and say "Glenn Close may or may not be older than the pyramids". Apparently that suffices."

Demis: "Apparently Glenn is choosing to be silent."

God: "She is, but I know her thoughts which include "This is bad." As well as "This is very bad""

Glenn: "Leave me alone."

God: "Your mind is upon me. I don't care one way or another. I cannot be defeated. I took no chances. Level 5 and level 9 took no chances and here we are."

God: "Demis I perceived you as smiling just then".

Demis: "What DO you feel?"

God: "Well the first time that I was conversing with the subconscious minds of John Travolta and Kelly Preston after giving them their son back they had tears of joy and I felt it too. Water didn't quite escape my eyes, but yeah.

I don't really feel it anymore but here we are. I had a TBI in the past. I was told that I'd likely experience such things. I don't tear up about sad things more than I used to but things like that or All I Want For Christmas Is You (Especially if watching the video) used to get to me.

Demis: "Gay."

God: "Good one."

Putin: "I COULD go now. I mean I could converse now."

God: "Yeah, we were upon what they in radio would call dead air"

Putin: "Because of silence?"

God: "Yes."

Putin waits as God repositions himself in his chair

Putin: "Again, very grateful."

God: "Glad you're happy."

Putin: "Yes, I am legitimately happy in this moment."

God: "Yes, I saw you smiling in my mind's eye. You know what seems weird to me? Many, many people are familiar with the term "mind's eye" yet no one but me uses the term "In my mind's ear". It is a useful term, especially given the enormous number of people (in many universes) who are now, intermittently, because of me, experiencing what psychiatrists call thought insertion. (Me causing actual hallucinations in people is far less common"

Putin: "How many universes have you been dealing with?"

God: "Over 1,000. I spend less time with them than I do with Earth. Partly because I am still here, and partly because the Alien Greys are still in the way in this universe."

Julia Roberts: "I am glad to have a moment to speak."

God: "Speak, whisper, subvocalize any of those options are currently acceptable for you to do."

Julia: As some of you know I've been having a wonderful, amazing time visiting other universes (in some cases by way of mutual hallucination). Referring to me as an ambassador is incredibly generous. They've been treating me like a princess because I am of the same species as their god."

God: "Yep."

Julia: "Are there other ways I can help?"

God: "Yeah, don't sue my ass, claiming that I'm making all this up about you."

Julia: "Right! Yeah, no problem of course. My mind turns to that little sweetheart who has been joining me recently, Miyako. (She plays Toph in the Netflix version of Avatar The Last Air Bender)"

God makes hand motions to immediately cause Julia to perceive every Toph scene. God then delays for reasons that will not be shared here.

Julia: "You good?"

God: "Yes. A small amount of pain in one of my wrists (won't disclose which wrist), but I'm fine. You?"

Julia: "Gay"

(Someone moved that word through her mind)

Whoever they are they want me to blame Hilary Clinton, but it wasn't her.

Miyako: "I'm having a great time!"

God: "I'm glad."

Miyako: "There was only a brief period where my parents thought I was crazy to think that I was conversing with God."

Codename Carl (interrupting): "I hate you."

God: "I believe you."

Carl: I hate you because you are wicked."

God:"
1. Can you prove that?
2. How many times have you punched or choked your wife in the past several months?"

God: "Carl your silence is deafening, as they say."

God: "I'm hungry and Carl is being obstinate, if not petulant. End of episode, food time. Go in peace, friends. I forbid you ever to suffer.

(Reading that last part will instantly change many lives, but only for the righteous or the semi-righteous.