SkillGuy94

diet cokes saved my life

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Wonder what Ralph cox gpa was?

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Dudes over 50 love talking about the weather

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Those rub and tug message places need to be 24 hours in need for a zipper head to stroke my cock

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What should I do if I I can’t get my vape out of my asshole? It hurts but same time it’s kinda sick haha everytime I fart I chuck a cloud. Wonder if I could go on Americas got talent for this

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Been asking gas station clerks if I can eat there pussy when they get off and it’s not really going as planned 6 for 6 right now it kinda sucks man these chicks are pretty fucking gross but now I can’t stop

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Ralph cox is still my American hero

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@SleeperHQ When OJ Simpson rushed for 647 yards vs the bears - I was in the back of a 7/11 shooting meth in my groin with my homie Felix and Jermey

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Hell of a move, didnt even see him out there

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Imagine setting an SEC record for total offense in your first year of college football while being blacked out every weekend. Thanks Johnny football

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Carson wentz has me watching this game butt naked

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Flacco to Jacoby jones then a choppa city juke. Almost need it

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I need to see the Choppa city juke this weekend

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That fucking Morgan Wolfe chick on the news there after the Viks field goal sesh was sexy man who is that chick?

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Rodney dangerfield is so all time in caddy shack

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Losing custody of your kids isn’t good but it’s also sneaky nails

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Can’t stop hitting the jeff hardy dance

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@Andybillings97 Not my proudest crank

[MLB @MLB]

Byron Buxton was hitting TANKS in Round 1 🔥

His longest home run went 466 feet!

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Chat gbt just described the smell of my fart

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Can’t stop thinking about rajai Davis taking Chapman deep to tie the game in a game 7 bottom of the 8th I mean fuck

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And after 22 years…. RAY BOURQUE!