Joe Shrimpy

Incurable writer. Subtly charming explorer. Evil naysayer @Somewhere

[Joe Shrimpy @Skimpy990]

@PoliceLoveland Why aren't you releasing her name?

Pretty suspicious that they're protecting her identity

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@CundiffVanessa @grok create a version of this image where he's devouring her with his mouth unclenched like a cobra eating prey.

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@mike123qwe @FLOTUS @JeffW701 @jimmykimmel @McDonalds @jcpenney This you?

The hypocrisy is hilarious.

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@FLOTUS This is what we call Republican / Conservative cancel culture.

What a strange world we live in that the FLOTUS is actively calling to censor someone's free speech.

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@MoeDejavu It's pretty good, if you're interested in signing up - check out https://t.co/vWLiW5JxZK

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@nyclipow @realheybuddy Then that means you need to leave the US because you ain't native.

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@DisIdealist Kinda wild that Pearl Jam's Do the Evolution - a song made like 20 years ago still is relevant to what's happening in the world today...

[Stellar @StellarArtoisGB]

Did you know 😏

He rubbed lemon juice on his face. Robbed two banks. Smiled at the cameras. Got caught in an hour. And changed psychology forever.

In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two banks in Pittsburgh and robbed them with no mask, no disguise, and lemon juice on his face. He believed that because lemon juice works as invisible ink on paper, it would make his face invisible to cameras. He smiled directly into the security cameras. Police aired the footage on the evening news and arrested him within an hour.

When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling.

His case inspired Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger to publish their 1999 paper defining the Dunning-Kruger Effect — the cognitive bias where people with low ability drastically overestimate their own competence.

[Joe Shrimpy @Skimpy990]

@Stalla476896 Cauliflower

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@TorBox Pretty immature of both torbox and realdebrid.

Although RD has a long history of being anti-customer-friendly.

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@Jesii_ca_M Of all the professions, you chose doctors, which has one of the highest concentrations of millionaires, after dentists.

[Joe Shrimpy @Skimpy990]

@404G_ Claude has ethics.

ChatGPT and Sam Altman have shown they'll do anything for money.

The one time Elon was right - calling out Altman for taking OpenAI from a non-profit to closed for-profit.

[Joe Shrimpy @Skimpy990]

@benshapiro Hold on @benshapiro - based on your last statement, you're calling POTUS Trump as an American hater?

Trump notoriously said President Obama was controlled by foreign nationalists among many other unfounded claims -https://t.co/sDeS9z7Ehr

[Joe Shrimpy @Skimpy990]

@elonmusk PSA: Elon posts rage bait to incite engagement and views on X.

He's doing this to keep monthly active users (MAU) numbers up and prop up the perceived value of X to investors/advertisers.

I assure you this South African-born, Canadian-raised American citizen doesn't really care

[Joe Shrimpy @Skimpy990]

@doomerzoomer And Demi Moore dated/married Ashton Kutcher with a +15 year age difference.

As long they're consenting adults, who cares.

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@TheePopCore She sang the entire chorus in English.

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@todayyearsold Is that Mr House?

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@ElonChat5301 You ABSOLUTELY didn't read my message Elonbot.

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@MELANIATRUMP Interesting - all the billboards shown are digital billboards, which means they can easily and quickly change them.

That's important because it shows that theatres and the film company doesn't want to invest the money in anything more permanent.

They know this is going to flop

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@realDonaldTrump Translation: He saw Melania, his wife, for the 2nd time in the year. He's the audience, he loved it.