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@MTGNerdGirl I'm going on Sunday! I hope I get called on

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@adothop How did their heads emerge unscathed

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@zfg111 zfgSnowgre

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@thiccalus McDonalds influencer thiccalus

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@TiredActor

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

EXISTING IS SO COOL

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@coL_Amazonian Excuse me I was under the impression you would be looking haggard today and this look is decidedly non-haggard

[Topher Florence @topherflorence]

as a registered voter in a swing state, all year i'm treated to fine foods, luxury cars, people throw gold and gems, men and women fall at my feet until one second after casting my vote when i'm ceremonially stripped, dressed in a barrel with suspenders and kicked into the gutter

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Sure I'm an NPC, but I got a really expansive and well-written dialogue tree

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@coL_Amazonian You got the cunty transformers heels!

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@coL_Amazonian

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@RaxKingIsDead Do you think the previous owner could have been a union electrician with blue collar pheromones

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@thiccalus I like your tweet because I support you, but I can not support this radical viewpoint. I stan around the neck passport holders, forsaking all others. Boomer chic

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

good luck future buckaroos

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@thiccalus Yo I am always wasting time during work hours hunting for gas station taquitos

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@thiccalus I have a flip, but I'm not a big enough baller to get the fold. The folding is nice, but there honestly aren't really extra features associated with its foldable nature. As it is now, the folding doesn't add much

[Topher Florence @topherflorence]

if you pay attention, harold and the purple crayon, IF, and the minecraft movie are forming a new 2020s cinema movement. on the surface they're just movies about infinite imagination made by boring rich people but the unique palpable dread to them, the end of empire desperation,

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@VoxyTwitch I'll be there. Are you planning on playing any Magic in the gaming area?

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

all Meltdown Dad wanted was to stand in front of memorials with his hands clasped reflectively behind his back, maybe to solemnly educate his family about the Civil War. but do they ever listen? not since his traitorous bitch wife told them abt the tableside guac at rosa mexicano