Skippy

🌟 I think Skip, therefore I am. Populus iamdudum defutatus est. Official Roastmaster General of the Ben Maller Show. Electric indigo Venusian.

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

Meanwhile on the Siren's Curse at Cedar Point...
Siren: "Prepare to meet your DOOM!"
Me:

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

@80s_Kidz I had all of the ones pictured here except for this guy on the left.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Thomas Massie gets it

[RobertWilliam🇻🇦🎸 @RobertTheMonk0]

Jeff “the skunk” Baxter is now my new pick for most underrated guitarist

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

Their name was taken from a song by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, a band that the Beatles were such fans of that they were invited to appear in Magical Mystery Tour.

[Alex Goldman @AGoldmund]

Death Cab for Cutie is maybe the worst name for a band ever

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

If you were outraged that Biden played so nicely with the Chinese "research" balloons and apps, please be consistent. This too is unacceptable.

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

US raises threat of Israeli spying on the United States to the highest level, according to NBC.

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

@Patrickwebb Golly gee, which one do they mean?

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

We is headin' for bear on I-10
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down!"

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

@reallygraceful He already has, Bobby.

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

That's a fine ally you have chosen there, Donald.

[Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi]

NEW: Pentagon concerned Israel is increasingly spying on key Trump admin officials. -NBC News

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

@KTKuhlman @LibertarianG0th It was the Armed Services Committee's vote on 224 of the NDAA.
https://t.co/XiAiU9vmZM

[Raquell Russell @raquellrussell]

Only two members of the House Armed Services Committee moved to strip section 224 from the NDAA, those honorable members were:

🇺🇸 Ro Khanna (D-CA)

🇺🇸 Sara Jacobs (D-CA)

Every other member of the House Armed Services Committee is a sell out and a traitor to this nation. Those members are listed here:

• Mike Rogers (R-AL)
•  Joe Wilson (R-SC)
•  Michael R. Turner (R-OH)
•  Robert J. Wittman (R-VA)
•  Austin Scott (R-GA)
•  Sam Graves (R-MO)
•  Elise Stefanik (R-NY)
•  Scott DesJarlais (R-TN)
•  Trent Kelly (R-MS)
•  Don Bacon (R-NE)
•  Jack Bergman (R-MI)
•  Ronny Jackson (R-TX)
•  Pat Fallon (R-TX)
•  Carlos A. Gimenez (R-FL)
•  Nancy Mace (R-SC)
•  Brad Finstad (R-MN)
•  Morgan Luttrell (R-TX)
•  Jennifer Kiggans (R-VA)
•  James Moylan (R-GU)
•  Cory Mills (R-FL)
•  Rich McCormick (R-GA)
•  Lance Gooden (R-TX)
•  Clay Higgins (R-LA)
•  Derrick Van Orden (R-WI)
•  John McGuire (R-VA)
•  Pat Harrigan (R-NC)
•  Mark Messmer (R-IN)
•  Derek Schmidt (R-KS)
•  Jeff Crank (R-CO)
•  Abraham Hamadeh (R-AZ) 
•  Adam Smith (D-WA)
•  Joe Courtney (D-CT)
•  John Garamendi (D-CA)
•  Donald Norcross (D-NJ)
•  Seth Moulton (D-MA)
•  Salud Carbajal (D-CA)
•  Bill Keating (D-MA)
•  Chrissy Houlahan (D-PA)
•  Jason Crow (D-CO)
•  Jared Golden (D-ME)
•  Marilyn Strickland (D-WA)
•  Pat Ryan (D-NY)
•  Gabe Vasquez (D-NM)
•  Chris Deluzio (D-PA)
•  Jill Tokuda (D-HI)
•  Donald Davis (D-NC)
•  Gil Cisneros (D-CA)
•  Eric Sorensen (D-IL)
•  Maggie Goodlander (D-NH)
•  Sarah Elfreth (D-MD)
•  George Whitesides (D-CA)
•  Derek Tran (D-CA)
•  Eugene Vindman (D-VA)
•  Wesley Bell (D-MO)
•  Herb Conaway (D-NJ)

Call your representatives in the House. Tell them to remove section 224 from the NDAA. 💥

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

@Polymarket

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

@PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak Somebody check Pam's desk. It's time.

[Libertarian Mama 🔔 @LibertarianMama]

Welp it looks like we can finally investigate the Epstein Files now.

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

@KarlWuckert Warren Davidson
Tulsi Gabbard

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

I was told the Iran War was over...

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: US military says it struck radar sites in southern Iran

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

@FUNFoodBlog My two cents, or rather $11: The Bourbon BBQ Brisket Burnt Ends and white cheddar grits were delicious, but not even remotely worth $11. The portioning was smaller than I get from vending machine food at work. Boo, Barrels and Bites. Boo.

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

Are you special?

[Darren Bailey @DarrenBaileyIL]

If the Bears want to leave Illinois, make them rebuild Arlington Park before they go.

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

That is 49% too low.

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

"I'm probably at 51% that he remains there," - @WindhorstESPN on LeBron James and the Lakers.

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

The Constitution does not allow the Federal Government to merge our military with Israel's.

[Skippy @SKIPdaZIP]

@elonmusk How about no? Please.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

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