@druski It’s a joke! Some could say distasteful, others funny. But if you don’t like it just move on. If you find it funny hold the same steam when a joke is offensive to you. If you don’t find it funny hold that same steam for all jokes that might offend someone.
GN — Good Night CT & everyone 🌙🟣
(Every GM/GN is part of an ongoing storyline since Jan 18 — don’t take it too seriously… sound on 😅)
After meeting my new friend Ahmed, he decided to take me out for some shisha…Hospitality undefeated 🤝🟣
Meanwhile, $BTC wasn’t in the sharing mood and continued to tumble, wiping out both bull divs before they even had a chance to fully form 🙃🟣
Relief when? 😅
In other news… CME is reportedly exploring launching its own coin as 24/7 crypto fund trading edges closer to Q4 🟣
No more CME gaps… whoop whoop 🚀
Sleep tight everyone,
See you all tomorrow 🤝🟣
GN — Goodnight CT and everyone 🟣
(Every GM/GN is a continued storyline since Jan 18 — please follow along and remember, I joke… don’t take the story serious. Sound on 🔊)
So ICE have dropped me off somewhere random in the United Kingdom. Not entirely sure where… but this guy nearby looks intimidating. Hopefully he’s friendly 😅🟣
$BTC, after making a slight recovery to $79k, has since swept the lows and tagged $72.8k 🙃
We do have a 4H bull div forming (not confirmed yet) — hopefully it prints and gives us that extra push up 👀🟣
In other news, the Government Shutdown has officially ended — whoop whoop 🎉
Thankfully it didn’t drag on like last time.
Sleep well everyone — catch you tomorrow 🟣
GM — good morning CT and everyone 🟣
(Every GM/GN is a continued storyline since Jan 18 — please follow along and remember, I joke… don’t take the story serious . Sound on**😅)
So they’ve officially deported me back to Great Britain… I think 🤔Mosques everywhere and everyone in burkas — sounds about right 🟣
$BTC has seen a small push up to $79k, but nothing to get excited about 📈 Price action feels indecisive right now — do we pump or dump? 🟣
Today we have the vote to see if the government shutdown ends. Maybe that’s what Bitty is waiting for 👀🟣
Other than that, not much going on in macro. We do have JOLTS job openings, but that’s usually not a major market mover 🟣
Let’s see how the day plays out 🟣🔥
Put down the packet — weekend’s over. Don’t be a retard all your life, watch your leverage trades — fix up. ❄️🟣
10 MINUTE WARNING — London trading session opens soon 🔔🟣
Buying the dip 😅? 🟣
#bitcoin#XRP#Solana#Grok
GM — good morning everyone 🟣
Just as things were turning ugly with my old friends MS-13, someone came to save the day. Thank god for my beautiful girlfriend Gorlock 🟣
$BTC’s arse did indeed fall through not long after my last update, tagging Support 2 (see $BTC update). Unfortunately, the 4H bull div that was forming didn’t print due to the savage dump.The good news: another bull div is forming.🟣
The reminder: forming ≠ formed — stay vigilant 🟣
I’ll be mostly absent from X today due to some real-world stuff. I do have a few scheduled posts going out, and I’ll hopefully be back later tonight with another update and a GN.🟣
Take care everyone 🟣
GN — goodnight everyone 🟣
Turns out the cockfight for cash wasn’t what I anticipated 🙃
Had to leave immediately — not what I signed up for.
Johnny Sins and Jason Luv really need to be clearer in their adverts.🟣
FOMC came in exactly as expected. $BTC tagged our resistance (see BTC update) and is currently rejecting.🟣
Meanwhile Gold, Silver, and the S&P keep printing all-time highs, while the USD continues to dip… trouble in paradise? 👀🟣
Tomorrow, weather permitting, we should finally get the crypto market structure bill vote.🟣
Let’s hope it goes our way — I’d love to see some crypto ATHs this year.🟣
Sleep well 🟣
GM — Good Morning everyone and CT 🟣
So after running from the police and losing all the money, I’m slightly worried my new boy band MS-13 might be upset and kick me out. I really need to make that money back 🙃🟣
Luckily, I’ve seen an advert for a cock fight for cash tonight, so I’ve grabbed this cockerel. Desperate times, desperate measures 🟣
$BTC has had a push and is now not far from the resistance I laid out in my BTC analysis 👀🟣
Big day ahead:
🟣 FOMC meeting at 2:00pm ET
🟣 Powell press conference at 2:30pm ET
Rates are expected to remain unchanged, but Powell’s words are what usually move the markets. Expect the usual crypto games 🟣
Metals continue to hit ATHs, while the USD has been getting slapped. I’ll explain why tomorrow 🟣
#FOMC #FED #Crypto
GM — Good morning CT and everyone 🟣
So, Jose took me back to meet his "boy band", called MS-13. I’m not much of a singer, but they’ve got plenty of liquor and smokes, so winning! 😎
$BTC has held above $87,150 support, which is a huge win. No crazy moves from JPN and LDN trading sessions, still just ranging.🟣
The big one today is the market structure bill/clarity act mark-up. Remember, this isn’t the final sign-off into law, but it’s an important next step to get there.🟣
New week, let’s smash it 💪📈📉🟣
#Crypto #XRP #SOL
GN — Goodnight CT and everyone 🟣
So, after things got a little weird last night, I decided to get away from Gorlock at the tent. Met this guy named Jose, he says he’s part of a group called MS-13. Not sure if that’s some boy band, but he seems pretty cool 😎🟣
Well anyway, $BTC took a dive below $87,100 but has since reclaimed support 🙌. We do have a CME gap above at $92,000-$93,000 — one on the upside for a change.🟣
Gold and Silver keep hitting all-time highs — yes, dad, you were right 🟣
Next week is action-packed with the FOMC meeting. While they’re likely to hold, price action could still be volatile. Buckle up 📈🟣
$SOL $XRP #markets
GM — good morning CT and everyone 🟣
After way too many beers watching the Paddy Pimblett fight, things got a little FREAKY.🟣
Me, Gorlock the Destroyer, and our new friend Echo made it back to our beautiful tent. Who says 3's a crowd? 🥰😳😅🟣
As for $BTC, we’re still ranging — currently at $89,500. Same as yesterday.🟣
But we’ve got a big week ahead, so expect some fun and games! Usually, a Sunday night pump or dump is followed by a reversal — not always, but something to think about 🧐🟣
Hope everyone’s having a good weekend so far… Let’s get at this Sunday 💪🟣
$XRP $SOL #crypto
PPI data drops today at 08:30am ET 🟣
🟣 Headline PPI: Forecast 0.3%
🟣 Core PPI: Forecast 0.2%
How the market likely reacts:
Lower than forecast = Bullish 📈
As expected = Bullish → Neutral
Higher than expected = Bearish 📉
Set your alarms, watch your leverage trades, and don’t get wiped out, you dickheads 🟣📈