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@DexsTweets I pray he learns 1B fast. A potential infield of Royce, Keaschall, Culpepper, and Brooks around the horn would give me something to look forward to for the next couple years.

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@BarstoolChief Could this finally be the year of a 4,000 yard passer?!?

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@DexsTweets MLB should be giving him a bonus, not suspending him

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@uncrownedcombat He's a joke. He's a tool. He's the most overrated UFC fighter of a generation, if not ever. He was gifted multiple title shots that he at no point deserved because he was a useless MAGA dipshit so Dana loved him

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@DexsTweets So you think that having a QB that can't get motivated by anything other than losing his job is a good option? Allllllrighty Then

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@KFCBarstool God damn you fucking losers are trying so hard to find a storyline to put a chip on your shoulder. You dominated everyone you played but the East is clearly weaker than the West.

Go and sweep the Thunder or Spurs and nobody will fucking say a thing about your "easy path"

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@Wisdom_HQ Just throw Ali and Usyk out of the question because boxers would get their shit kicked in by MMA fighters

Prime Fedor probably takes this, but I would remain worried about The Deadman and the magical powers he possesses

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@elpresidenteb14 @BillSimmons Ok gay boy.

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@elpresidenteb14 @BillSimmons Your teams might win but that sure as hell doesn’t translate to you being anything but a fucking tool and lifelong loser

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@jowrotethis As much as I haven’t been enjoying this season of Euphoria, I have been loving you and Rob on the recaps. Truly a highlight of the week

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@TheClemReport @barstoolsports @DrinkBODYARMOR Eddie is on cooler duty. He’s a self proclaimed Ice supplier on the summer weekends

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@tnr92tnr92 @jowrotethis So it’s OK for Aubrey to bitch and whine that she was the rightful winner of Koah Rong for the past decade but it’s a problem that Jonathan can have the same thoughts about S50… be a little more hypocritical

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@SnuffinTorches Going live tonight?

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@billygiese Bottom 5 winner all time. And even more disgusting that she’s spewed this nonsense propaganda for a decade that she deserved to win over Michelle

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@BarstoolNate Aubrey is one of the worst winners ever. She exemplifies everything wrong with modern survivor

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@BarstoolNate Need you boys to rank worst winners in survivor history on Snuffin.

Worst (assuming Aubrey wins):

1. Bob (Gabon)
2. Erika (41)
3. Aubrey (50)
4. Natalie W (Samoa)
5. Fabio (Nicaragua)

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@billygiese Well if Jeff didn’t have to make things so weird and awkward they wouldn’t have things like this happen

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@Blutman27 @KaticMichael Just getting to UCLA now and I’m genuinely stunned how well you guys did with the video. Great work!

Need you boys to make your way up to Fargo and visit the newest FBS member

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@RobbieBarstool He was such a dog shit fighter. Truly embarrassing that Dana gave that little prick 3 different title fights.