catie 🤍

luv the huzz

[kage @sukikage_]

read the books you bought … read the books you bought… read the books you bought.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[lonelystar @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[t @selflessforyouu]

bitches from 4 years ago still hate me and honestly I admire that #dontgiveup

[a$ya.🫧 @tharicch]

I rebuke any evil tongue speaking, thinking, and wishing negativity against me.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Valet Parker @702ValetParker]

Y’all are blaming porn, OnlyFans, and escorts for ruining marriages instead of blaming the lying, cheating men who made vows they couldn’t keep.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[����𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m genuinely baffled by homes with no pets. Like, where’s your creature?? Where’s your house mascot??

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"A cat that misbehaves is a cat who feels safe" I try to convince myself this while cleaning up my cats actual crimes against me and my house

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they fumble you then stalk u forever 🥴🫠🙃.

[yuri @hanyuri167]

friends to lovers is highkey the healthiest and most romantic trope. to know that someone has loved you platonically before they did romantically is just

[narpynk @narpynkhuh]

i love tweeting to nobody