Samantha Ivanoff

[Barnes & Noble @BNBuzz]

Everything is going to be ok. If you build a book house, have cheese & a willingness to not listen to the haters.

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

“sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.”

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

bumping this one up again.

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

So I can go back and watch when I'm having a bad day... https://t.co/zLhw17Aeg1

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

That average yearly income for women was $41,554.

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

In the US in 2016, the median wage was taken for all full time employees. Women only earned 80.5% of the income that men earned.

[Chris French @thechrisfrench]

“What is your dream job”

“I don’t dream of labor” LMFAAOO

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

Me: *opens computer to check bills*
Me: *orders $50 worth of things I don’t need off Amazon instead* 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

@CocaCola Would the polar bears really be using plastic straws in the ocean though? https://t.co/Lxr76VGYGl

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

@McJesse Can’t leave this “try-sexual” lady off the list.

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

Currently on opposite sides of the US: my dad in PA smoking brisket and FaceTiming me to show me the smoke coming out of the smoker. And @madelaide_e’s dad in HI interrupting my reading so I’ll check out the smoke coming out of his smoker. Must be a dad thing 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

Suzanne: “Y’all! Act crazy so no one wants to move in next door!”
Me and @madelaide_e screaming:

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

@harmonic_chance me right now because I can't find the picture of when you blew up the toilet with fireworks.....

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

Bending backwards in joy for another Flyers win! 🎉… https://t.co/J1viLxrV70

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

@maddmonnster I got hogwarts professor 😂 https://t.co/VKnpujDvIq

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

“The gods were moved; but none can break the ancient Sisters' iron… https://t.co/C6XiXgKH5H

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little… https://t.co/Xhm1jqOxnv

[Samantha Ivanoff @SKivanoff_]

So proud to be the daughter of this incredible man. So thankful for… https://t.co/JBNTlqo0E9