SKJ Escapism Era

She/they | 28 | Just out here doing my best

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Ugh I woke up today and that was apparently A Mistake

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Ngl I don’t know how many more “I totally understand!!s” I have in me

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Doing an “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” rewatch and I totally forgot there’s a whole ass episode called The Gang Goes Jihad where an Israeli moves next door and tries to annex Paddy’s Pub.

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My sister-in-law just said "it's a dry rain" if you're wondering about the general intoxication level of Jones Christmas

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@ilikethefood 1C2

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@kurropurro 🥰😁🥰

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Me, listening to any playlist I made: Damn, this playlist SLAPS

Like yeah, bitch, you made it yourself!!

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@ilikethefood okay

(but imagine I am standing like, across the room, as far away from the creepy abandoned places as possible)

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@birblybuff I KNOW 🔮🔮

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Auto responses batting a thousand here

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Drinking my second Code Red of the day because I have a blatant disregard for my own health and a need to be productive

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@birblybuff Liking this tweet seems in bad taste but I would like to show my emotional support in this trying time

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My dinner tonight is the intersection of "technically a salad bc one of the main ingredients is a leaf" and "anything's edible if you put enough ranch on it"

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@birblybuff Having a normal one!!!

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Continuing to be a fat queer who is single and almost 30 is a balm to the fact that my conservative grandparents sent a birthday present to the wrong address, so I had to ask a stranger to give it back. Turns out it wasn't even what I asked for

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@birblybuff 💜🎉Welcome to the three's club!🎉💜
Mine were 24, 25, and 26. We'll see how my 29th goes a week from now

[s @tinyangelI]

Happy Sagittarius Season