Samuel Kamugisha

Editor @thepearltimes (
Translator & Editor of Runyankore-Rukiga & English Texts

[Samuel Kamugisha @SkMugisha]

The next time @Arsenal win the Premier League will be in 2048 (if Jesus hasn't returned by then).

Anyway, Congratulations Arsenal, the Gunners.

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@AsaabaCharlotte I thought there was a close relationship between the two.

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@Yedidia_N @Arsenal @PSG_English Ncwanga catching stray bullets.

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Gen Moses Ali will be 96 years old in 2036, the year @BalaamAteenyiDr says the deputy prime minister should retire.

[The Pearl Times @thepearltimes]

Gen Moses Ali Will Retire in 2036 – Minister Balaam Barugahara | #PearlTimesNews #MosesAli

Read: https://t.co/GAAa8I8YqI

https://t.co/GAAa8I8YqI

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PRIORITIES! ‘Shs100m for Each MP’s Stomach Vs Shs100m for Each Parish Under PDM’ -- @SarahBireete, ED @ccgea1 | #PearlTimesNews

Read: https://t.co/m0UCOsNQCf

https://t.co/m0UCOsNQCf

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@ivankanonya @PhionahKendisa 🤣🤣🤣

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@EIkyiriza Love is not for explaining.

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Struggling to interpret Result 1 & New Lower Secondary Curriculum #UCE2024 results? It's Boona Bashome perfected into 'Let All Pass.' If you own a school, you may be like Nsereko now. But soon, you'll ably to use the results to market your school (before UACE complicates things.

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Dear parents, please be guided that Result 1 is not necessarily the new First Grade.

For @UNEB_UG, how exactly are parents supposed to understand the #UCE2024 results under the New Lower Secondary Curriculum?

Ebya Kitende and best schools, tugire tuta?

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@Sambannz Or was it USAID money?

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So the debate has slowly shifted from Banyankore to Bahima and Bairu.

One day, we'll confront tribalism, the elephant in the room -- without necessarily burning that room.

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@UstusUasasira @sistercharity42 🤣🤣🤣

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@UstusUasasira Bakiga things!

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@ug_2s You don't fear being raped by Zimbabwean women?

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@EIkyiriza Isn't God's Word the standard?

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Abantu ab'obusingye obutegami.

[Eliab Ikyiriza @EIkyiriza]

How do we call this in Theology?

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Also, if you want to gift a Munyankore girl or woman -- like on Valentine's Day -- give (or promise) her a cow , not flowers. You don't have to thank me later. And remember, 'Banyankore' -- not Banyankole.

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Ruhanga Rwangye! 😂😂😂

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Court Vs Court of Law

[Agora Discourse @AgoraCFR]

You are out of order, Kangaroo Court! 🦘⚖️ . This wasn’t contempt of kangaroos! Yours was contempt of common sense. #EndtrialofCivilliansinMilitaryCourts.