Sauli Koitaba

Athlete⚽️👌🏿❤️

[flora @amonasodekeke]

fui em um date que o cara usava foto antiga

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

when i’m lowk really tired so i stay up for another hour or two

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

When you check her paired devices and see names like AMG GT 63s

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

If cinemas start showing football matches they’ll make money like mad!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

idk how to explain it but 2015–2020 felt way longer than 2020–2026

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I love Twitter because someone will tweet exactly what’s in my head and I just retweet it

[Ukeme⭐ @UKTHERULAA]

when somebody asks me to do something I’m already doing.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 am”

clock: 5:57 am

me immediately going back to sleep like those 3 minutes will change my life:

[odysseus skywalker.🅴🇵🇹 @ntmgfrvr]

i think the funniest part of this video was how he tried to sell the exhausted gimmick the moment he made sure the machete was in there.

[Kachii💞 @Kachiiszn]

That feeling when a boiled egg peels perfectly without taking half the egg with it. >>>

[Jovy @chimajovita]

How I stare at random things at 7am instead of getting ready

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally do your laundry and all your top-tier clothes are back!

[kevan🎸 @wegotl0ve]

my mom,
my cat watching my mom,
my dad watching my cat watching my mom

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

when “goodnight ❤️” turns into “sorry i dozed off”

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando solo dormí 3 horas y el profesor decide apagar las luces para poner un vídeo

[Stacyy @itsnyambuu_]

Kukawia nayo nimekawia

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.