People who stare at the Starbucks menu and take forever to order in the drive through deserve to have their order messed up. How do you not know what you want? ππ
Bonus points if you also ate distillers grain, silage, or milk replacer because they smell good or didn't wash your hands when taking a lunch break out in the field.
Itβs 40 degrees and sunny in February? Well slap my ass and call me midwestern because Iβm driving around with my windows down blaring country music
overheard a fresh 21yr old at the rail say βugh Iβm an alcoholicβ after ordering a shot of rum chata and a mikes hard lemonade ... girl, please. talk to me when your 7 rumpiez deep at bottomless brunch at noon on a sunday