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I can't change the wind but I can adjust my sails

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Reports are a bomb was placed under a car #Facebookreporting #probablywrong

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So apparently there has been an explosion in the street my parents live on in the UK #worried

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@buzzandhum doesn't the health and safety at work act 2015 turn you on?

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Need to book flights to Welly, is Jetstar a viable option? Don't want to be delayed at the airport because I'll likely drink too much....

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@buzzandhum This prospect scare me.

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@guywilliamsguy I had a Walkman belt clip haha!

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I don't function well without my morning coffee....be warned

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@DaChadUnleashed exsqueeze you?!

[Chad @YaBroChad]

@Skripjack Get rest you mong!

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Naw :) lilianas second potential Dadda. Time to grow up kid ;) #bandwagonjumping https://t.co/qirtE7geQv

[enuhito(English) @enuhito_eng]

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Bit of a frosty atmosphere at work....does anyone remember the video board game?

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@DaChadUnleashed I am in bed. I AM resting!

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Don't want to come over all dramatic and shit but #actuallydying

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@WWESheamus Thanks for making my son happy today :)

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#NHPrimary

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So pole dancing is my new thing. It's bloody hard!

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When you realise you don't have a muffin pan after already making the batter you make blueberry muffin cake!

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@kourtneykardash Is there another way?!!