Squirt Angle

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Happy Saturday to all my Modelo drinkers and TV Screamers

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Can’t stop listening to that Yeat and Mariah Carey mashup

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Trying my hardest rn to stop a customers heart with my mind

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Any man wearing a full suit with the top 3 buttons open needs to be publicly stoned (not the weed kind)

[The Great British Bloke @BangersOnToast]

This is first time in TikTok history…

that the chick HUMILIATES the guy

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

I hope something devastating happens to the food industry as a whole so every lazy sack of shit will be forced to cook for themselves or starve.

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

How do you get back to the character select screen IRL

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Allah I have seen what you have done for others. PLEASE

[MJ Denderman @DickSprints]

@SkunkMetal My new job paying me twice as much as the restaurant shit was and my entire resume was fabricated

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Strictly applying for jobs I’m not qualified for now, fuck all that other shit

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Who up boutta watch Mike Perry commit legal murder?

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

@ESPNPlus you have the most inconvenient streaming set up of all time. Which ever employee is reading this, Fuck you.

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

I want to tombstone Vin Diesel into a bed of nails after seeing the preview for Fast X

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Reading at a 2nd grade level

[BibleWarriorBronson @DSWBronson]

Men should not have LONG HAIR! #God #Bible #feminemen #masculinity

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Nobody feels a stronger sense of entitlement than neglectful “fathers”

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

It’s somethin about REALLY stupid people that bring out the homicidal thoughts

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

Need a bitch who sound like Foghorn Leghorn when she nut

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

I present to you, my grandpa attempting to spell ‘Panini’

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

That Mgk cover of Misery Business is so fucking shitty, fuck that dude sucks

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

NF is so fucking exhausting to listen to

[Squirt Angle @SkunkMetal]

The worst part about this crackhead I work with is that she is always playin MGK when she gets a hold of the aux