skyler

oh hi, don’t mind me I’m just here, stumbling through adulthood 😅

[𝕯𝖚𝖇𝕳𝖚𝖇 𝖍𝖔𝖙 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 @brian_G_Avila]

What does it feel like to be someone’s favorite person? Cause the closest I’ve come to that feeling is from my cats.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost baby Clifford has arrived. It is officially spooky season

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[skyler @Skycou48]

To the person who stole my burrito from chipotle… I hope you enjoy your meal you snake 🐍

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dude brought a whole baguette to soak up the booze from last night @kfcradio (via ig:mannyclement)

https://t.co/gxvuFR5Xns

[skyler @Skycou48]

This is so fucked up. Something like this should never have to happen. I hope he comes back to her 💔

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

Video of Ukrainian father saying goodbye to his kids while he stays behind to fight.

Fuck war.
https://t.co/rvIzotI8pE

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

This is just brutal timing

[James @CaucasianJames]

in life u have 2 options

[Colby @ColbyBrock]

wish i was better at not pushing people away

[skyler @Skycou48]

Thanks for being a legend. You waited out the year to join your fellow golden girls. I hope you guys are eating a bunch of cheesecake ❤️ #RIPBettyWhite

[skyler @Skycou48]

@Daniel_Sloss: “I want to be a husband, I want to be a dad.”
Me: say less

[skyler @Skycou48]

The only thing high school taught me was how to hold my bladder for 8 hours

[skyler @Skycou48]

I know that sorry won’t bring you back, you were such a light in everyone’s life and loved by many. I wish I got the chance to meet you. May your beautiful soul rest easy ❤️ #RestInPeaceCoreyLaBarrie

[skyler @Skycou48]

“I guess things were just going too well for me” ~ Ross Geller (also my current life quote)

[skyler @Skycou48]

@MikeyMurphy It’s okay, I had to celebrate mine in quarantine, and I couldn’t even get drunk 😔

[skyler @Skycou48]

If I don’t get to see the full moon tonight I’m gonna be upset