Sky Ferreira Fan Fic

[Sky Ferreira Fan Fic @SkyFanFic]

We’re awake!!!!

[Paper Magazine @papermagazine]

Wake up @SkyFUpdates!!! https://t.co/dcbItUHepl

[. @_uyuyuiii]

Sky Ferreira is the most overrated artist ever…and don’t get me started on Grimes

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

and she hasn’t left since

[🪷 @xtcperfect]

How the fuck did MOZART release another song before Sky Ferreira

[Sky Ferreira Fan Fic @SkyFanFic]

Sky emerges from a year-long unplugged, self-isolation in her Koreatown studio. She sees her few remaining fans begging for new music and calls up an old friend to begin collaborating. “Did I miss anything big in the last couple weeks?” she asks Ariel Pink.

[Sky Ferreira Fan Fic @SkyFanFic]

h/t @CiaraVEVO, Sky’s biggest fan

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Upon seeing a tabloid with Grimes’ and Elon Musks’ faces in the park, Sky picked up her phone and slid into the DMs, “Hey. Wanna try something?” “Who is this?,” Elizabeth Holmes replied.

[Vegan Megan @pickedupfloozy]

A drunk @skyferreira looks up @SkyFanFic using Starbucks' free wifi, mumbling: A parody account, hee hee, somethin @halsey has yet 2 achieve

[Sky Ferreira Fan Fic @SkyFanFic]

Don't bully Sky! We want more GarageBand music! RT @skyferreira Bullying me on the Internet or whatever will not make the process faster

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"Adele is truly inspiring me. I'm going to title my next album 34," Sky tells a friend over brunch at McDonalds, "I should be done by then."

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Sky wakes early to queue outside a Halloween store. She tells a bum, "I'm going to get great discounts on set decorations for my next tour!"

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Sky wakes up to a pounding at her door, "You're six months behind on rent, we're evicting you!" "Well," she thinks, "time to record again!"

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After leaving the hospital covered in stitches, Sky frantically dials a number on her phone and screams, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME, MADONNA?!"