Skylar Ward

I’m a chef of all things. Check out my business on Facebook & insta; Sky High Eats & Treats LLC

[Skylar Ward @Skylar_Haley98]

Who was the real God last night?

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Nothing like the sweet sound of my new upstairs neighbors dog howling 24/7 💜

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Not my sweet as pie neighbor that also happens to be a pastor, knocking on my door asking for a tbsp of cinnamon & as I let them in I realize my bong is literally on the kitchen counter on display 🤦‍♀️💀😂

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@Misdyrivas Same

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Every fucking morning my upstairs neighbors blast music at 8 am on the dot. I could actually sing the music with them it's so loud 🙄

[Skylar Ward @Skylar_Haley98]

The iCarly reboot is everything okay

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What a beautiful day to get high as hell & eat my weight at fogo de chao

[Skylar Ward @Skylar_Haley98]

I guess the neighbors think I’m selling dope

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New car fever so real rn

[cybr amir @cybramir]

happy 4/20 gang

[Skylar Ward @Skylar_Haley98]

Alexa, play Hit This Hard by Post Malone

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Fuck your zodiac sign whats your John Mellencamp voice sound like

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I swear I’m always *that bitch* that’s says she not going to get fucked up & next thing you know I’m hammered

[Skylar Ward @Skylar_Haley98]

Traffic on county line in greenwood is a god damn nightmare all hours of the day 🤬

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So true 🤣 y’all have no idea what’s in hot dogs hahah

[hannah @discounthannah]

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

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Put it into the universe & it’ll come back ten-fold

[dylan o'brien give me a chance (or $20) @fakedannydevito]

dream blunt rotation

[Skylar Ward @Skylar_Haley98]

Don’t forget (how could you possibly?) to vote tomorrow! Your vote DOES matter.

#BidenHarris2020

[Skylar Ward @Skylar_Haley98]

Y’all ever wake up & immediately crave a 3-course meal preferably steak cause same