Skylar Ray

Exploring the world. Like an idiot.

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@rihanna I’ve never met a celebrity before. Would you be willing to have a drink with me in the desert? Bring backup; I’ll get crazy.

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Jacking Mike D. to my dismay.

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@Zak_Bagans Check out this face and body in the Zozo House window on Google Earth.

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I’ve only met one couple in travels from Wales, but they didn’t know who @alffa_band is. Get your shit together UK.

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My boss has been willing to share his YouTube amateur “wrestling” videos with me and I don’t think I’ll ever be fired now.

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@ochocinco Careful of those school zones.

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Dennis the Menace is trending at #5 on Netflix. 2020 is officially now the worst.

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I’m trying to reconnect with people and it’s obscenely funny how many people thought I died. Didn’t even show to the funeral? Fuck off.

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@alffa_band I have only been listening to your music for a couple of years, but you guys are bonkers. I love it all!

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@EdenCheckol My grandfather is in the hospital and on his way out of this world, but every time I talk to him, he mentions you and watches you everyday. Thanks for that.

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“Empty your mind; be formless, shapeless; like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”

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“Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream. It is not dying, it is not dying.”

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Yesterday, I had to reposess furniture from an African-American family with three children and today I had to listen to openly racist gun nuts. This is by far my least favorite job and and will not be working there any longer.

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I’ve been living in a world where I thought Mark Wahlberg was like 6’2” and he is 5’8”. Anything is possible again!

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X Æ A-Xii will play in the Key & Peele East/West College Bowl.

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There is a suggestion that demonic spirits latch onto threats. As a Christian, is it wrong to feel kind of bummed that dude has never tried to mess with me, @Zak_Bagans?

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@Zak_Bagans I did a fairly recent self-guided haunted tour of Flagstaff. I’m not adept to the paranormal, but the Milligan House gave me anxiety as I was on the staircase to the second floor. No other location did that to me. Was my second stop, if I remember correctly.

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@aaronrodgers12 Do you think that your defense, as much as they’d played well, will do okay in Lambeau cold considering most of them are new to those elements?

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@ClayMatthews52 I start my boycott with an act of protest. Tomorrow I'll be at Foot Locker shitting on the floor.

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@Dotcom3728 @AaronDonald97 @52Mack_ The Khalil deal is more interesting and promotable because of the “rift” between the player and management. People like controversy.