schuyler carlsen

hey, do you know who's beautiful?? read the first word ;)

[schuyler carlsen @SkylarUbh]

@elijahthesheep

[schuyler carlsen @SkylarUbh]

@DAlekseyevich No, just someone stupid enough to date you.

[schuyler carlsen @SkylarUbh]

@DAlekseyevich I so love the petty bitches who make fun of my boyfriend 😂 never gets old.
who do I sound like?

[schuyler carlsen @SkylarUbh]

sad that girls will date such sexist little boys..

[schuyler carlsen @SkylarUbh]

@DAlekseyevich I thought you were in AP English... Is this one of Trumps new words? 1984 is happening irl im telling you guys @EmilySEberhart @bpdjblue

[schuyler carlsen @SkylarUbh]

for you, my love https://t.co/VkbHvckKt9

[schuyler carlsen @SkylarUbh]

sO ME https://t.co/PK7IQwSZWb

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I think my dick getting bigger

[WCVB-TV Boston @WCVB]

Armed robber wore 'Minecraft' costume, police say https://t.co/XTflbksxd8

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Fast-Talking Computer Hacker Just Has To Break Through Encryption Shield Before Uploading Nano-Virus https://t.co/iPanBQuCZj

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

you vs. the guy she tells u not to worry about

[Tama Gucci @TAMAHOOCHIE]

Welcome to Wendy's what the fuck you tryna eat

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

getting pregnant is so easy like just eat the baby dumbass

[schuyler carlsen @SkylarUbh]

when you're so stressed about life that you cry because you cant decide if you wanna eat snap peas or cheetos :) its been a good day