Shay🦕

[Shay🦕 @SkyofCinders]

My new motto

[pepper @AGPepperr]

Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult

[Shay🦕 @SkyofCinders]

@peachtrixkiddo

[Shay🦕 @SkyofCinders]

This is what motherhood feels like

[Barladera @barladera]

🦴

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

"what are your plans for the weekend?"

me:

[y @KayIahx]

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks stocked in case of a bad day. You have more control over your joy than you think.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

NYT Connections is NOT the game to play when you’re in a bad mood. “Types of salad” okay kill your self

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

Im 30 I can’t do this anymore

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

this one gets me every single time

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

sorry for all the mean and accurate shit i said

[Shay🦕 @SkyofCinders]

!!!!

[SeaMoon 🤖 @SeaMoon_exe]

Silly cat

[Shay🦕 @SkyofCinders]

I hope to become this kind of menace as i age

[Giovanni Colantonio @MarioPrime]

My grandma (99, dementia) was at a trivia night in her memory care unit and they asked “Who shot JFK?” and she said “I did.”

[Shay🦕 @SkyofCinders]

@arvalis I need this as a puzzle

[Shay🦕 @SkyofCinders]

I see what my problem is now...

[sarah @sarahradz_]

Most of the trick to having friends as an adult is accepting all invitations and then subsequently showing up.

[Shay🦕 @SkyofCinders]

@peachtrixkiddo Thank God your profile is on private now. Future jobs would take one look at this and go ABSOLUTELY NOT

[Shay🦕 @SkyofCinders]

@peachtrixkiddo

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me at the job i begged god for